Purrrentice’s Twitter Updates
- How do I get @tiktok_us to give a fuck about bullying? Oh yeah. They don't. 2 months ago
- Litter-Robot is giving away over $10,000 in prizes at free.litter-robot.com!! 😻🎉#freelitterrobot #12days 1 year ago
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- RT @jackboxgames: BREAKING NEWS: On Thursday, October 17th, The Jackbox Party Pack 6 will be released on major digital platforms. Pre-order… 1 year ago
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Category Archives: Music
Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory
I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Christmas, epic fail, executives, Funny Poetry, Mascara, Mindless Tasks, Model, Music, Need New Job, receptionist, refrigerator, song writing
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Constrictions and Constrictive Writing
Wow. Is it already Sunday?! I’ve been meaning to post Friday’s fridge poem, but I was too busy peeling wallpaper in my guest bedroom, and playing with Mario Paint while under the influence of ponies: Man! This video quality sucks. … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Bronies, Childrens' books, chores, epic fail, Makeup Reviews, MLP FiM Abridged, Mr. Socks, Music, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, PRIMP, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
Tagged Alliterative, Constrained writing, Memorial Day, Palindrome, Winter Wrap Up
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New Beginnings and New Found Poem
Before I announce an exciting piece of personal writing news, I want to share a poem I wrote. I loved my poetry class in college. The teacher, my classmates and the workshops all had groovy vibes. My fiction class, however, … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Blues, cats, Childrens' books, chores, dramatic monologue, Found Poem, Funny Poetry, Joie Brown, Mr. Socks, Music, office, poetry, published, reading, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, watercolor, Whale, writing
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We we we so Excited!
It’s been a crazy week, and today has been ridiculous! Like, for real! Joie agrees! Basically, we we we so excited that it’s FRIDAY that we have to express it the best way we know how! Friday Parody of the … Continue reading
Posted in BFF, blogging, Cheese, chores, Friday, Illustrator, Joie Brown, meme, Music, office, parody, Rebecca Black, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, We we we so excited, Worst song ever, writing
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Today’s Theme: Catchy Tunes
I’m working on a video to audition to be the Purina Cat Chow correspondent. If that doesn’t reek of Prentice, I don’t know what does: (Traveling + Meeting People) KITTIES = Prentice’s Dream Job Anyways, they say that a video … Continue reading
Posted in birthday, blogging, cats, Chad Dylan Cooper, chores, Ghostbusters, Mario Paint, Music, office, parody, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Sonny With A Chance, writing
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The Fridge Intruder Song
Whew! What a week. This was a rough and tiring one, filled with drama, empty promises, somebody getting fired, more drama, an obscene amount of busy work and a rofl or two. I was so exhausted when I got home … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, Egypt, Music, office, parody, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, The Bed Intruder Song, writing
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Please and Thank You
It’s always nice to be asked to do something, rather than be told. Today, I was asked to write a blog article. That’s right. I was asked, with a “please” and a “if you can” and a “if you can’t, … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, executives, Golden Globes 2011, managers, Music, office, please, poetry, published, reading, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, thanks, writing
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Bah Humbug! We’re Doing Hanukkah This Week!
So, it only took a day or so for work to kill my Christmas buzz. Today was crazy and stupid, and it left me feeling a severe case of the Bah Humbugs. I didn’t go to business school, but I … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, Dreidel, epic fail, Evil, Hanukkah, holidays, inspiration, managers, Music, office, receptionist, shenanigans, writing
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Getting in the Christmas Spirit
Today has been a mind-numbing day. It hasn’t been bad, but it just won’t end, and my eyes are all dry from this recycled office air. Nonetheless, I’m getting excited about the holidays. This is the best time of year … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Christmas, Folk Music, holidays, kitties, Music, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, reindeer, shenanigans, writing
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Happy Clean-Out Your Fridge Day!
In celebration of the momentous holiday…the trashiest fridge song I can find in my archives (Ke$ha was the best(?) thing I could come-up with. Lol). Fridge-Frock To Tic-Tok by Ke$ha Leavin’ every Friday, wavin’ to P-Diddles, You grab yo stuff, … Continue reading