Purrrentice’s Twitter Updates
- How do I get @tiktok_us to give a fuck about bullying? Oh yeah. They don't. 2 months ago
- Litter-Robot is giving away over $10,000 in prizes at free.litter-robot.com!! 😻🎉#freelitterrobot #12days 1 year ago
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- RT @jackboxgames: BREAKING NEWS: On Thursday, October 17th, The Jackbox Party Pack 6 will be released on major digital platforms. Pre-order… 1 year ago
- Litter-Robot is giving away a Litter-Robot 3 Connect each week this summer and I'm entering to win! #scooplesssummer wn.nr/T8zCgb 1 year ago
Category Archives: sharks
Pirates of the Career-ibbean: Why Freelancing is Like Being a Pirate
Ahoy, me Hearties! Pirate Prentice here. Last Friday was Talk Like a Pirate Day, and the fact that I did not finish this article in time for the occasion made my heart walk the plank. But, I’d be a son … Continue reading
Posted in anime, Freelance Prentice, Job hunting, Pirate, Shaker of Salt, sharks, shenanigans, Uncategorized, Voice acting, Voice Over, writing
Tagged Attractive Eighties Women, Freelancing, Pirate Prentice, Pirate Ship, puns, Ryo Ohki, Space Ship, Talk Like a Pirate Day, Tenchi Muyo
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What’s your sign? Well, I’m a horny fish!
Hi, All. Before I delve into this week’s fridge poem, I have to discuss the recent news about astrological signs changing. I know. I know. Since we adopted the seasonal, Westernized zodiac (rather then the Eastern one that is based … Continue reading
Posted in aries, blogging, epic fail, horoscope, narwhal, office, pisces, poetry, reading, receptionist, refrigerator, sharks, shenanigans, snow day, writing
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Competitive Overdrive
Psyche!! Have you just been Rickrolled?! No. Even worse… You just got served by the Prentice. But I DO love kitties! I have asked nicely for nearly three weeks for anybody and everybody to help me win a luxuirous day … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, gangsta, kitties, office, receptionist, rickroll, sharks, shenanigans
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Happy Clean-Out Your Fridge Day!
In celebration of the momentous holiday…the trashiest fridge song I can find in my archives (Ke$ha was the best(?) thing I could come-up with. Lol). Fridge-Frock To Tic-Tok by Ke$ha Leavin’ every Friday, wavin’ to P-Diddles, You grab yo stuff, … Continue reading
Bloggin’ at the Bottom of the Food Chain
My fridge memos were a hit from the first week I graced the boring office world with their presence. If my fridge poems were #1 jams, I would be like Lady Gaga or something, crazy and crazy famous. Alas, the … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, epic fail, office, porno, receptionist, sharks, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing
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Losing and Limericks
Have you ever been at a point in your life when losing just seems to be the norm? Wouldn’t it just be nice to win one? It doesn’t matter what, but I just want a tiny sample of success, so … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, epic fail, Halloween, inspiration, limerick, office, receptionist, sharks, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing, yogurt
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The Missing Link and Climbing Rhymes
Hello, All! I first want to present to you the link to my old Live journal, Reception Perception, where I used to document all the awful things that would happen to me at work. Feel free to thumb through my … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Halloween, managers, office, receptionist, sharks, shenanigans, writing
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