In celebration of the momentous holiday…the trashiest fridge song I can find in my archives (Ke$ha was the best(?) thing I could come-up with. Lol).

Fridge-Frock

Here is what happens when you confuse "sell-by date" with "use-by date"...expired icky mess in your fridge.

To Tic-Tok by Ke$ha

Leavin’ every Friday, wavin’ to P-Diddles,
You grab yo stuff, run out the door.
Did you forget yo vittles?
Before you leave, hit da fridge.
Grab that brown paper sack,
Cuz when I throw-out yo lunch it ain’t comin’ back!

I’m talking ‘bout this ain’t no quid pro quo,
I’m just working my clean-up flow,
Chunking yo bacon and biscuit dough!
Ya better grab yo jug of sweet tea,
Yo salad and yo fruit and brie brie,
Cuz I’m the Ice Box, tidy-time emcee!

So, stop! Grab yo pop,
And that yummy muffin top.
Tonight, I’mma fight,
Off this plight of your delights.
Fridge-frock, check the clock.
Five fifteen’s about drop now.
Oh ooh oh ooh oh oooh!
Oh ooh oh ooh oh oooh!