Happy Clean-Out Your Fridge Day!

In celebration of the momentous holiday…the trashiest fridge song I can find in my archives (Ke$ha was the best(?) thing I could come-up with. Lol).


Here is what happens when you confuse "sell-by date" with "use-by date"...expired icky mess in your fridge.

To Tic-Tok by Ke$ha

Leavin’ every Friday, wavin’ to P-Diddles,
You grab yo stuff, run out the door.
Did you forget yo vittles?
Before you leave, hit da fridge.
Grab that brown paper sack,
Cuz when I throw-out yo lunch it ain’t comin’ back!


I’m talking ‘bout this ain’t no quid pro quo,
I’m just working my clean-up flow,
Chunking yo bacon and biscuit dough!
Ya better grab yo jug of sweet tea,
Yo salad and yo fruit and brie brie,
Cuz I’m the Ice Box, tidy-time emcee!


So, stop! Grab yo pop,
And that yummy muffin top.
Tonight, I’mma fight,
Off this plight of your delights.
Fridge-frock, check the clock.
Five fifteen’s about drop now.
Oh ooh oh ooh oh oooh!
Oh ooh oh ooh oh oooh!

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1 Response to Happy Clean-Out Your Fridge Day!

  1. Joie says:

    Hahahaaa ohhhh my god this makes my heart happy. And YAY National Clean Out the Fridge Day! I’d do that but our sink is backed up with dishes cuz they cut out our building’s water for 12 hours. Those jerks.

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