Whew! What a week. This was a rough and tiring one, filled with drama, empty promises, somebody getting fired, more drama, an obscene amount of busy work and a rofl or two. I was so exhausted when I got home today that I fell asleep and only woke up just now because my husband woke me. Oh well, it’s better than last Friday, when I was all weepy and “woe to me!”

I decided to do another song parody for my fridge message this week, and it was probably one of my best received in…well…maybe ever. I’m glad to know everybody has seen the ever-so-famous Bed Intruder Song. If by chance you have actually never seen this#1 YouTube video, perhaps because you were born sometime since last Friday in Egypt or something, here it is:

Within minutes of hitting the send button, I heard bursts of hysterical laughter in multiple areas of the office, and I got a call from customer service that was nothing but “Buah ha ha ha ha ha ha. Tee hee hee!” Please note this is not my best work, but it is pretty damn funny. I wrote some pretty haiku this week, too, but I left them on a notepad at work and will post them later. Besides, like the rest of the office, you probably find this more amusing anyways:

She’s climbing in yo break room,
snatching yo nibbles up,
tryna trash ‘em, so y’all need to,
hide yo grits, hide yo chives,
hide yo omelets, hide yo fries,
and hide yo fruit blend, cuz she’s cleanin’ err-thing in there.

So go grab yo food you possess!
She’s lookin’ for food.
She gonna find food.
She’s gonna find food,
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that homeboy,
home, home, homeboy…

She got yo yogurt,
You left yo chilled’ Thin Mints and all!
Every last crumb!
Every last crumb-fo real!
It got thrown away, leaving spotless evidence.
Yo lunch was attacked by some receptionist in the break room.
So dumb, so dumb so dumb, sooooo…

She’s climbing in yo break room,
snatching yo nibbles up,
tryna trash ‘em, so y’all need to,
hide yo grits, hide yo chives,
hide yo omelets, hide yo fries,
and hide yo fruit blend, cuz she’s cleanin’ err-thing in there.