Category Archives: Makeup Reviews

Is there anything you can’t do? Well, I struggle with the top shelf.

In my personal e-mail signature, I refer to myself as a writer, salesmodel and dabbler in all that is awesome. I’ve been doing the dabbling a lot this past week or so, and it has been, in fact, awesome! I wasn’t going … Continue reading

Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Epic, Makeup Reviews, office, Phone Voice, PRIMP, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Winning Rhianna, writing | 4 Comments

Constrictions and Constrictive Writing

Wow. Is it already Sunday?! I’ve been meaning to post Friday’s fridge poem, but I was too busy peeling wallpaper in my guest bedroom, and playing with Mario Paint while under the influence of ponies: Man! This video quality sucks. … Continue reading

Posted in blogging, Bronies, Childrens' books, chores, epic fail, Makeup Reviews, MLP FiM Abridged, Mr. Socks, Music, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, PRIMP, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

Break Room on a Cloud

Not too much has happened since Admin Assistant Appreciation Day. I wrote a bunch of reviews about bareMinerals for my intership at PRIMP, and goodness that brand is confusing! It gave me a headache. I had two blogs published at … Continue reading

Posted in Admin Appreciation Day, Admin Assistant Day, Beauty, blogging, Castle on a Cloud, Childrens' books, chores, flowers, Les Miserables, Makeup Reviews, My Little Pony, office, parody, Pinkie Pie, poetry, published, receptionist, refrigerator, Royal Wedding, RuPauls Drag race, shenanigans, writing | 3 Comments

Abecedarian Kadabra!

So, this was a pretty good week, despite the time going slow and the workload being off the chain. My friend Adam sent me this really funny link to an article with Passive Aggressive Fridge Messages. It made my day, … Continue reading

Posted in Bi-winning, blogging, chores, inspiration, Makeup Reviews, managers, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

My Charlie Sheen Interview (about a fridge or course!)

My mood has been up and down this week. I’m blaming PMS, my receptionist butt (which is just a cute way to say I’m getting fat from sitting all day), drinking too much last week and a bad case of … Continue reading

Posted in Aztec Gold, BFF, Bi-winning, blogging, Blues, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen Interview, chores, Happy Meal, Illustrator, Joie Brown, Makeup Reviews, office, PMS, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Tiger Blood, Uncategorized, writing | 2 Comments

Honest Concrete Makeover

First off, I have to gloat because yesterday my blog got 50 VIEWS IN ONE DAY! Huzzah! To celebrate this momentous blog event (and because it needed to be done soon anyways) I gave Receptionist on the Verge a complete … Continue reading

Posted in Barbra Streisand, Beer Shower, blogging, Cheese, chores, Concrete Poetry, Dreams, Funny Girl, Heels, Illustrator, Lunch box, Makeup Reviews, office, poetry, Primer, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Stilettos, stress, Tea, writing | 2 Comments

It’s Raining Men…and…and Serial Killers…and Cheese

Happy Friday! Since I finished my song already and Joie finished the illo, we’re ahead of the game. Throw-in the iced coffee I just drank and BAM! Early blog post! I wrote a bunch of beauty reviews about eye shadow … Continue reading

Posted in 9 to 5, blogging, chores, executives, hip hop, Illustrator, It's Raining Men, Makeup Reviews, murder mystery, office, parody, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Uncategorized, watercolor, Weather Girls, writing, Zombies | 3 Comments

Fridge-ilicious Beauty Reviews

I don’t know if I mentioned this, but I’m doing a writing internship in addition to all the other crap I do. I embrace any opportunity to increase my experience and visibility in the writing world, and being the resourceful … Continue reading

Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Fergie, Makeup Reviews, Mascara, office, parody, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Super Bowl, Viagra, writing | 2 Comments