Category Archives: chores

A Throwback Throw Down: Poetry Month Rap Realness

Posted on April 4, 2014 by purrrentice

I’ve decided after much thought that I will include my song parodies and such in my Poetry Month Showcase. Even if they are not traditional, original poems, it does take some poetic prowess to match words to lyrics in a … Continue reading →

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Cee Lo Green & The Little Caesars Girl

Posted on August 27, 2011 by purrrentice

Today I’m going to commemorate one of the most impressive people I’ve ever seen within fifty feet of me. No. This person is no executive or manager or musical performer or superhero or anything like that. I’m talking about the … Continue reading →

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Simultaneously Spoiled and Deprived

Posted on August 21, 2011 by purrrentice

Sorry for the late post. I’ve been so busy! This has been a strange week or so. I’ve dealt with a lot of drama and stressfeul bullshit, but on the other hand, I’ve received some good praise. One of our … Continue reading →

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Is there anything you can’t do? Well, I struggle with the top shelf.

Posted on August 13, 2011 by purrrentice

In my personal e-mail signature, I refer to myself as a writer, salesmodel and dabbler in all that is awesome. I’ve been doing the dabbling a lot this past week or so, and it has been, in fact, awesome! I wasn’t going … Continue reading →

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The Mini Fridge Custody Battle

Posted on August 11, 2011 by purrrentice

Before I discuss the madness that is the mini breakroom, I forgot to insert this hilarious image into my Captain Planet post! I thought it pertained to the whole save the planet/ clean the fridge crossover: Strangely enough, the smaller … Continue reading →

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When Timesheets Attack!

Posted on August 9, 2011 by purrrentice

Anybody who has ever talked for me for more than an hour or so probably knows that I hate doing timesheets at work. It’s my least favorite task. I’ve gotten pretty good at finishing them quickly though, much like ripping … Continue reading →

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By Your Powers Combined, I’m Driving to the Verge!

Posted on August 5, 2011 by purrrentice

This week it occured to me that my car is more than just a car. I have 2005 Hyundai Elantra with custom leather seats, and I love her very much. I spend a lot of time in my car, and … Continue reading →

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I am the Ultimate Morale Booster

Posted on July 31, 2011 by purrrentice

So, this probably isn’t news to you, but I am an amazing source to boost morale in the office. The things I’m mostly known for are the fridge poems, listening to people vent, being quirky and participating in any variety … Continue reading →

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Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory

Posted on July 23, 2011 by purrrentice

I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading →

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Fridge Palindrome…Yes, I Just Went There

Posted on July 15, 2011 by purrrentice

I can’t think of too much to say about this week. Here are two blog articles: Stop and Smell the Fashion and Road Trip Beauty Tips. I got screwed over by one of my side jobs, but what else is … Continue reading →

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