Category Archives: poetry
Cilant-YO! The (Dis)Likability of Cilantro
As my Facebook friends may know (and others may not), I want to start another poetry challenge. What I mean by that is I miss the old school challenges of my fridge poetry days. I’m one of those weird writers … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Freelance Prentice, haiku, poetry, Uncategorized, writing
Tagged Cilantro, Genetics, Poetry Challenge, Tanka
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Throwback April – Terza Rima and Time Off
For my next Poetry Month post, I’m showing off the second poem in my archives. It was a climbing rhyme I wrote for a fridge cleaning on Friday the 13th. In the blog post where I shared it originally, I … Continue reading
Cat Voice Demos & Poems
Hi, Internet! Today I’ll show my favorite college portfolio poem, but first look what I made: It’s a voice over demo for my cat, Misu! As a kitten, she used to audio-bomb my recordings all the time. She hates doors … Continue reading
Posted in cat poem, cats, Childrens' books, Demo, Fanfic, Funny Poetry, kitties, Lolcat, poetry, Voice acting, writing
Tagged audio production, Ekphrastic Poem, meow, Radioactive Cats, Sandy Skoglund
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PMS & Ponies
Oh snap! I fell off the horse with this Throwback: Prentice’s College Poetry Porgfolio blog series. Well, I’m back in the saddle, and speaking of falling off a horse, here is my newest Derpy Con South promo video: The artwork … Continue reading
Posted in Blues, Bronies, Derpy Hooves, Found Poem, Freelance Prentice, Funny Poetry, haiku, limerick, My Little Pony, parody, poetry, superhero, Warning Signs, writing
Tagged Beignet, Cinquain, Dolly Parton, PMS, Terza-rima, Tim Gunn
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Portfolio Piece #2: An Ode to Snow Peas
I shared a dramatic monologue from my college poetry portfolio yesterday, and as promised, I am showcasing another. From what I remember, one of the first forms we did was an ode. For those of you who don’t know: Ode … Continue reading
Posted in poetry, writing
Tagged chartreuse, food, Food Porn, meh, Ode, poetry portfolio, snow pea, Snow Peas, veggies
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A Look Back at My College Portfolio: The Form I Was Best At In Class
I am writing copy for my character demo for VO, and I planned on borrowing a poetic piece from myself for a part of the reel. I found it and also read the rest of my college portfolio from Poetry … Continue reading
Posted in cat poem, cats, dramatic monologue, eharmony cat lady, Funny Poetry, poetry, Voice acting, writing
Tagged College, Crazy Cat Lady, Demo, Portfolio, Throwback
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My birthday was last week, and I have to say a lot was going through my head. I was a bit depressed and doing that “I’m getting older but going nowhere,” spiel. Unemployent, an inconsistent freelance career and getting closer … Continue reading
Posted in birthday, blogging, Blues, Bronies, epic fail, Freelance Prentice, My Little Pony, Pinkie Pie, poetry, Team Poetry, villanelle
Tagged 28, Alicorn Party, birthday party, Friendship is Magic, optimism, Smile, unemployment
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Bioshock Infinite: A Rhyming Review
Yes, I know. I didn’t get a poem written yesterday. I started one but didn’t finish it yet. I do have a game review I want to do, so to make-up for yesterday, I will do a rhyming review, some … Continue reading
It’s Poetry Month Again?!?!
Wow! I can’t believe April is here again. In addition to me getting older and soon getting kicked off unemployment soon and spring and stuff, it is POETRY MONTH! Since I’ve been doing so well with posting on my blog regularly (I … Continue reading
Posted in Freelance Prentice, Funny Poetry, haiku, poetry, Renga, shenanigans
Tagged group poem, Poetry Month, your mom
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The 411 on LOL
It’s been a while since I wrote a poem, and low and behold, I’m suddenly inspired. According to my archives, haiku is my next form. Enjoy this triplet: Oh, League of Legends if you were to die today I’d feel no … Continue reading
Posted in poetry, Funny Poetry, haiku, Gaming
Tagged Dumb boys, League of Legends, Lol, leech, troll face, rant
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