Category Archives: holidays

My Starring Christmas Role in Drag

Like many adults do at this time of year, I’ve been looking back on the holidays from when I was a kid. For whatever reason, I got to thinking about a pageant I did in fifth grade. Maybe it’s my … Continue reading

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Doing my Thang ’til the Cows Come Home

First off, another moment of silence is in order this week. I have had many shoes die recently. My pumps run down to the nail and make that annoying scratching noise when I walk in them. This week though, my favorite … Continue reading

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I Feel Like Derpy Hooves Today

I’ve gone from zero to over 9,000 and back to zero in a matter of days. I worked for Honest Tea this weekend for the Sweetwater 420 Fest. I love promotional work, and since I’m so deprived of it, I … Continue reading

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Happy Discounted Candy Day!

Happy Discounted Candy Day, Everyone! Clearance goodies on February 15th are one of two reasons I don’t consider Valentine’s Day a waste, the second reason being that it helps our sluggish economy. I mean, people spend a lot of money on this … Continue reading

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What a Week!

I don’t even know where to begin with this week. It was intense, like camping (Get it? Intense…In tents…). First, I had Nancy a drew mystery. Somebody sent me flowers anonymously, with only a message that said “Prentice, A beautiful woman … Continue reading

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Dramatic Monologue: The Fridge’s Resolution

I feel 2011 is already off to a good start. I won a battle (but not the war) with my most hated task: Inputting time sheets for makeup artists. For the last year and a half or so, I printed the original sheets, … Continue reading

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Mr. Socks

I hope everybody had a super magical and fabulous Christmas. I sure did. This was without a doubt the best Christmas I’ve ever had in my adult life. It was the first white Christmas in Georgia since 1882, and I spent … Continue reading

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The Twelve Days of Fridgemas

I did not do a fridge song last Friday because I called-in sick. It was one of those daunting, icky weeks, and by Friday, I just couldn’t do it. I couldn’t leave my house and go to that desk. Oh … Continue reading

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Bah Humbug! We’re Doing Hanukkah This Week!

So, it only took a day or so for work to kill my Christmas buzz. Today was crazy and stupid, and it left me feeling a severe case of the Bah Humbugs. I didn’t go to business school, but I … Continue reading

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Getting in the Christmas Spirit

Today has been a mind-numbing day. It hasn’t been bad, but it just won’t end, and my eyes are all dry from this recycled office air. Nonetheless, I’m getting excited about the holidays. This is the best time of year … Continue reading

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