Category Archives: song writing

Cee Lo Green & The Little Caesars Girl

Posted on August 27, 2011 by purrrentice

Today I’m going to commemorate one of the most impressive people I’ve ever seen within fifty feet of me. No. This person is no executive or manager or musical performer or superhero or anything like that. I’m talking about the … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, chores, Fuck You, Job hunting, Job Interview, meme, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, writing | 2 Comments

Is there anything you can’t do? Well, I struggle with the top shelf.

Posted on August 13, 2011 by purrrentice

In my personal e-mail signature, I refer to myself as a writer, salesmodel and dabbler in all that is awesome. I’ve been doing the dabbling a lot this past week or so, and it has been, in fact, awesome! I wasn’t going … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Epic, Makeup Reviews, office, Phone Voice, PRIMP, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Winning Rhianna, writing | 4 Comments

By Your Powers Combined, I’m Driving to the Verge!

Posted on August 5, 2011 by purrrentice

This week it occured to me that my car is more than just a car. I have 2005 Hyundai Elantra with custom leather seats, and I love her very much. I spend a lot of time in my car, and … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Captain Planet, chores, Epic, office, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Uncategorized, writing | 1 Comment

Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory

Posted on July 23, 2011 by purrrentice

I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Christmas, epic fail, executives, Funny Poetry, Mascara, Mindless Tasks, Model, Music, Need New Job, receptionist, refrigerator, song writing | 3 Comments

All Kinds of Shenanigans…Hooray for Three Day Weekends!

Posted on July 3, 2011 by purrrentice

I hate it when I’m late posting my Friday blog. I would have done it yesterday, but I went blackberry picking and boating with my folks. Sorry, blog. Boat wins. I love riding on the lake. It is so relaxing … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, cats, chores, Lolcat, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, writing | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

Origins of the Fridge Song: My Lifetime Love Affair with Song Parodies

Posted on May 31, 2011 by purrrentice

Back in October I gave a brief history of the fridge poem, the Big Bang of of my office fame and this blog. Today, we’re going to take an in-depth look at the origins my fridge-related song parodies. I have … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Bang, Christmas, Cosplay, office, parody, Sailor Moon, shenanigans, song writing, writing | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Back to Reality

Posted on May 24, 2011 by purrrentice

Sorry for having no post last Friday, folks. I was in Disney World, the most magical place on Earth. It was an awesome adventure! Unfortunately, the trip ended, and now I’m back to the grind. It was pretty terrible coming … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Captain EO, Childrens' books, chores, Disney World, Fuzzwald, inspiration, Lady Gaga, MLP FiM Abridged, Mr. Socks, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, Pinkie Pie, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, RuPauls Drag race, shenanigans, song writing, Telephone, writing | 4 Comments

Milestones and Going on Vacation!

Posted on May 13, 2011 by purrrentice

I am so excited! In less than an hour, I will be rid of my receptionist job for a glorious week! I’ll work for Honest Tea tomorrow, and then I’m off on Sunday to DISNEY WORLD with a bunch of … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, BFF, blogging, chores, Cutie Mark, Disney, Honest Tea, Illustrator, Joie Brown, Magic the Gathering, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, office, Pinkie Pie, poetry, PRIMP, published, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Vacation, writing | 5 Comments

New Beginnings and New Found Poem

Posted on May 7, 2011 by purrrentice

Before I announce an exciting piece of personal writing news, I want to share a poem I wrote. I loved my poetry class in college. The teacher, my classmates and the workshops all had groovy vibes. My fiction class, however, … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Blues, cats, Childrens' books, chores, dramatic monologue, Found Poem, Funny Poetry, Joie Brown, Mr. Socks, Music, office, poetry, published, reading, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, watercolor, Whale, writing | 3 Comments

Fridge Senryu: How Video Games Influence Poetry

Posted on April 16, 2011 by purrrentice

So, I wrote a few poems in the last week for work. I need to finish some serious writing for myself, but alas. I haven’t the time, so I must settle for such gems as these: Our Office Complex Had … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Cosplay, Coupons, Friday, hip hop, office, Persona 3, Persona 4, poetry, rap, receptionist, refrigerator, Senryu, shenanigans, song writing, The Boondocks, Uncategorized, writing | 2 Comments