Category Archives: song writing

Cee Lo Green & The Little Caesars Girl

Today I’m going to commemorate one of the most impressive people I’ve ever seen within fifty feet of me. No. This person is no executive or manager or musical performer or superhero or anything like that. I’m talking about the … Continue reading

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Is there anything you can’t do? Well, I struggle with the top shelf.

In my personal e-mail signature, I refer to myself as a writer, salesmodel and dabbler in all that is awesome. I’ve been doing the dabbling a lot this past week or so, and it has been, in fact, awesome! I wasn’t going … Continue reading

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By Your Powers Combined, I’m Driving to the Verge!

This week it occured to me that my car is more than just a car. I have 2005 Hyundai Elantra with custom leather seats, and I love her very much. I spend a lot of time in my car, and … Continue reading

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Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory

I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading

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All Kinds of Shenanigans…Hooray for Three Day Weekends!

I hate it when I’m late posting my Friday blog. I would have done it yesterday, but I went blackberry picking and boating with my folks. Sorry, blog. Boat wins. I love riding on the lake. It is so relaxing … Continue reading

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Origins of the Fridge Song: My Lifetime Love Affair with Song Parodies

Back in October I gave a brief history of the fridge poem, the Big Bang of of my office fame and this blog. Today, we’re going to take an in-depth look at the origins my fridge-related song parodies. I have … Continue reading

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Back to Reality

Sorry for having no post last Friday, folks. I was in Disney World, the most magical place on Earth. It was an awesome adventure! Unfortunately, the trip ended, and now I’m back to the grind. It was pretty terrible coming … Continue reading

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