Category Archives: Christmas

Poems for Christmas

Posted on December 25, 2011 by purrrentice

First off, Merry Christmas to all my friends and readers! I hope your holiday was awesome. This was an okay holiday. I’ve never been the biggest fan of Christmas, but last year was probably the best Christmas I ever had … Continue reading →

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My Starring Christmas Role in Drag

Posted on December 20, 2011 by purrrentice

Like many adults do at this time of year, I’ve been looking back on the holidays from when I was a kid. For whatever reason, I got to thinking about a pageant I did in fifth grade. Maybe it’s my … Continue reading →

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I’m Pretty Sure My Cat Is Gone…

Posted on October 15, 2011 by purrrentice

On top of all the craziness in my life, my Bengal cat, Savannah, is gone. I let her out early one Sunday morning without her collar. It had fallen off and needed to be put back on. She was annoying … Continue reading →

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Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory

Posted on July 23, 2011 by purrrentice

I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading →

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Doing my Thang ’til the Cows Come Home

Posted on July 9, 2011 by purrrentice

First off, another moment of silence is in order this week. I have had many shoes die recently. My pumps run down to the nail and make that annoying scratching noise when I walk in them. This week though, my favorite … Continue reading →

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Origins of the Fridge Song: My Lifetime Love Affair with Song Parodies

Posted on May 31, 2011 by purrrentice

Back in October I gave a brief history of the fridge poem, the Big Bang of of my office fame and this blog. Today, we’re going to take an in-depth look at the origins my fridge-related song parodies. I have … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Bang, Christmas, Cosplay, office, parody, Sailor Moon, shenanigans, song writing, writing | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Mr. Socks

Posted on December 29, 2010 by purrrentice

I hope everybody had a super magical and fabulous Christmas. I sure did. This was without a doubt the best Christmas I’ve ever had in my adult life. It was the first white Christmas in Georgia since 1882, and I spent … Continue reading →

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The Twelve Days of Fridgemas

Posted on December 21, 2010 by purrrentice

I did not do a fridge song last Friday because I called-in sick. It was one of those daunting, icky weeks, and by Friday, I just couldn’t do it. I couldn’t leave my house and go to that desk. Oh … Continue reading →

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Getting in the Christmas Spirit

Posted on December 8, 2010 by purrrentice

Today has been a mind-numbing day. It hasn’t been bad, but it just won’t end, and my eyes are all dry from this recycled office air. Nonetheless, I’m getting excited about the holidays. This is the best time of year … Continue reading →

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