Category Archives: Christmas

Poems for Christmas

First off, Merry Christmas to all my friends and readers! I hope your holiday was awesome. This was an okay holiday. I’ve never been the biggest fan of Christmas, but last year was probably the best Christmas I ever had … Continue reading

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My Starring Christmas Role in Drag

Like many adults do at this time of year, I’ve been looking back on the holidays from when I was a kid. For whatever reason, I got to thinking about a pageant I did in fifth grade. Maybe it’s my … Continue reading

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I’m Pretty Sure My Cat Is Gone…

On top of all the craziness in my life, my Bengal cat, Savannah, is gone. I let her out early one Sunday morning without her collar. It had fallen off and needed to be put back on. She was annoying … Continue reading

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Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory

I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading

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Doing my Thang ’til the Cows Come Home

First off, another moment of silence is in order this week. I have had many shoes die recently. My pumps run down to the nail and make that annoying scratching noise when I walk in them. This week though, my favorite … Continue reading

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Origins of the Fridge Song: My Lifetime Love Affair with Song Parodies

Back in October I gave a brief history of the fridge poem, the Big Bang of of my office fame and this blog. Today, we’re going to take an in-depth look at the origins my fridge-related song parodies. I have … Continue reading

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Mr. Socks

I hope everybody had a super magical and fabulous Christmas. I sure did. This was without a doubt the best Christmas I’ve ever had in my adult life. It was the first white Christmas in Georgia since 1882, and I spent … Continue reading

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