Category Archives: Christmas
Poems for Christmas
First off, Merry Christmas to all my friends and readers! I hope your holiday was awesome. This was an okay holiday. I’ve never been the biggest fan of Christmas, but last year was probably the best Christmas I ever had … Continue reading
Posted in Blues, Christmas, hopeless, inspiration, love, Pinkie Pie, poetry, Self esteem, Uncategorized, Words With Friends, Zombies
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I’m Pretty Sure My Cat Is Gone…
On top of all the craziness in my life, my Bengal cat, Savannah, is gone. I let her out early one Sunday morning without her collar. It had fallen off and needed to be put back on. She was annoying … Continue reading
Posted in cats, Christmas, Funny Poetry, hopeless, kitties, leopard, Nightmares, sad poetry
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Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory
I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Christmas, epic fail, executives, Funny Poetry, Mascara, Mindless Tasks, Model, Music, Need New Job, receptionist, refrigerator, song writing
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Doing my Thang ’til the Cows Come Home
First off, another moment of silence is in order this week. I have had many shoes die recently. My pumps run down to the nail and make that annoying scratching noise when I walk in them. This week though, my favorite … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Captain EO, Childrens' books, chores, Christmas, Dreams, executives, Friday, Heels, holidays, Illustrator, Joie Brown, managers, Michael Jackson, office, poetry, refrigerator, Stilettos, stress, writing
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Origins of the Fridge Song: My Lifetime Love Affair with Song Parodies
Back in October I gave a brief history of the fridge poem, the Big Bang of of my office fame and this blog. Today, we’re going to take an in-depth look at the origins my fridge-related song parodies. I have … Continue reading
Posted in Big Bang, Christmas, Cosplay, office, parody, Sailor Moon, shenanigans, song writing, writing
Tagged beyonce, rudolph, Single Ladies
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Mr. Socks
I hope everybody had a super magical and fabulous Christmas. I sure did. This was without a doubt the best Christmas I’ve ever had in my adult life. It was the first white Christmas in Georgia since 1882, and I spent … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Childrens' books, Christmas, gangsta, holidays, Illustrator, inspiration, kitties, Mr. Socks, poetry, published, receptionist, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing
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The Twelve Days of Fridgemas
I did not do a fridge song last Friday because I called-in sick. It was one of those daunting, icky weeks, and by Friday, I just couldn’t do it. I couldn’t leave my house and go to that desk. Oh … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, Christmas, holidays, Illustrator, office, receptionist, refrigerator, reindeer, shenanigans, writing
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Getting in the Christmas Spirit
Today has been a mind-numbing day. It hasn’t been bad, but it just won’t end, and my eyes are all dry from this recycled office air. Nonetheless, I’m getting excited about the holidays. This is the best time of year … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Christmas, Folk Music, holidays, kitties, Music, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, reindeer, shenanigans, writing
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