Getting in the Christmas Spirit

Merry F@*$ing Christmas, Jerkface.

Today has been a mind-numbing day. It hasn’t been bad, but it just won’t end, and my eyes are all dry from this recycled office air. Nonetheless, I’m getting excited about the holidays. This is the best time of year in the office. We get lots of paid time off, compared to other months. There is always some kind of holiday celebration with free food, and I get Christmas cards from vendors who didn’t specify who should receive the card. I suppose they didn’t make their receptionist write all the addresses by hand. Actually, this year I only had to write-out 140-something envelopes, which is way better than the 300+ I did last year. It’s a Christmas Miracle!!

Anyways, here is a fridge song I did last Christmas.





Prentice the Rad Receptionist 
(Sung To The Tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)

Prentice the Rad Receptionist
Hates to write e-mails in prose.
When it’s time to clean the icebox,
Everyone at  knows

That you have thirty minutes
To claim your Tupperware and treats,
Or Prentice the Rad Receptionist
Will toss away all your good eats!

 On one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say,
“Yo Prentice! With yo rhymez so tight,”
“Won’t you clean my fridge tonight?”

 Prentice said “Sure thing, Santa!”
As he shouted out with glee! (Whoopie!)
That’s why Prentice the Rad Receptionist,
Will clean the fridge-out at quarter to three!

About purrrentice

Fantastic Voiceover? How About PRENTASTIC VOICEOVER?!?! I'm Prentice Osborne, a full-time, freelance voiceover talent out of Atlanta. My specialty is Millennial, teen and everything in between, and I work in multiple genres of VO, from e-learning to games to cartoons to radio and TV ads. I love the entire VO process, from pen to paper, mouth to mic, cursor to waveform. It's totally Prentabulous! Need some voice work? Bring it on, World! Freelance Prentice is here to blow your mind with laughs, creative magic, mad skills, and a little bit of razzle dazzle!
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3 Responses to Getting in the Christmas Spirit

  1. Joie says:

    ROFLMAO I don’t think I’ve seen this one before! Love it. Also, I did get your text this morning, and I do believe I accommodate your request. 😉

  2. Pingback: Origins of the Fridge Song: My Lifetime Love Affair with Song Parodies | Receptionist on the Verge

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