Category Archives: executives

Time to Put On My Big Girl Email

Posted on October 8, 2012 by purrrentice

I’ve changed my email address. As one of my beloved coworkers from AMC used to say, KSU is “taking me off the titty.” I am being weened off of student email this week. They’re updating their database, and since I’m … Continue reading →

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When Timesheets Attack!

Posted on August 9, 2011 by purrrentice

Anybody who has ever talked for me for more than an hour or so probably knows that I hate doing timesheets at work. It’s my least favorite task. I’ve gotten pretty good at finishing them quickly though, much like ripping … Continue reading →

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Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory

Posted on July 23, 2011 by purrrentice

I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Christmas, epic fail, executives, Funny Poetry, Mascara, Mindless Tasks, Model, Music, Need New Job, receptionist, refrigerator, song writing | 3 Comments

Coffee Scribbles

Posted on July 13, 2011 by purrrentice

Like most offices, rather than the world revolving around the sun, the office revolves around a coffee pot. I honestly quit the stuff at work cold turkey because the kind here is gross. Also, it cut some calories out of … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Coffee, Dunkin Donuts, executives, office, parody, PMS, poetry, receptionist, shenanigans, writing | 3 Comments

Doing my Thang ’til the Cows Come Home

Posted on July 9, 2011 by purrrentice

First off, another moment of silence is in order this week. I have had many shoes die recently. My pumps run down to the nail and make that annoying scratching noise when I walk in them. This week though, my favorite … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Captain EO, Childrens' books, chores, Christmas, Dreams, executives, Friday, Heels, holidays, Illustrator, Joie Brown, managers, Michael Jackson, office, poetry, refrigerator, Stilettos, stress, writing | 4 Comments

Something Wicked Friday Comes

Posted on June 24, 2011 by purrrentice

This has been a relatively promising week, especially when compared to last week. I had a phone interview on Monday, and I made the first cut! I will have another interview tomorrow. Yay! I was able to skip work all … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, BFF, blogging, chores, executives, Funny Poetry, Job Interview, meme, MLP FiM Abridged, office, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | 1 Comment

10 Things To Know About Being A Receptionist

Posted on March 30, 2011 by purrrentice

While sorting the mail, I found the dumbest ad: For 99 bucks, you can learn how to be the best receptionist! I never read beyond the covers because this made my brain hurt, especially after having two admin jobs under my … Continue reading →

Posted in Advice, birthday, blogging, Cadbury Eggs, chores, executives, Mail, managers, office, poetry, receptionist, Receptionist Class, refrigerator, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing | 168 Comments

It’s Raining Men…and…and Serial Killers…and Cheese

Posted on February 25, 2011 by purrrentice

Happy Friday! Since I finished my song already and Joie finished the illo, we’re ahead of the game. Throw-in the iced coffee I just drank and BAM! Early blog post! I wrote a bunch of beauty reviews about eye shadow … Continue reading →

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Please and Thank You

Posted on January 19, 2011 by purrrentice

It’s always nice to be asked to do something, rather than be told. Today, I was asked to write a blog article. That’s right. I was asked, with a “please” and a “if you can” and a “if you can’t, … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, executives, Golden Globes 2011, managers, Music, office, please, poetry, published, reading, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, thanks, writing | 2 Comments