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Category Archives: executives
When Timesheets Attack!
Anybody who has ever talked for me for more than an hour or so probably knows that I hate doing timesheets at work. It’s my least favorite task. I’ve gotten pretty good at finishing them quickly though, much like ripping … Continue reading
Posted in Bazooka, blogging, Blues, Bull Honkey, chores, epic fail, executives, Need New Job, office, shenanigans
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Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory
I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Christmas, epic fail, executives, Funny Poetry, Mascara, Mindless Tasks, Model, Music, Need New Job, receptionist, refrigerator, song writing
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Coffee Scribbles
Like most offices, rather than the world revolving around the sun, the office revolves around a coffee pot. I honestly quit the stuff at work cold turkey because the kind here is gross. Also, it cut some calories out of … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Coffee, Dunkin Donuts, executives, office, parody, PMS, poetry, receptionist, shenanigans, writing
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Doing my Thang ’til the Cows Come Home
First off, another moment of silence is in order this week. I have had many shoes die recently. My pumps run down to the nail and make that annoying scratching noise when I walk in them. This week though, my favorite … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Captain EO, Childrens' books, chores, Christmas, Dreams, executives, Friday, Heels, holidays, Illustrator, Joie Brown, managers, Michael Jackson, office, poetry, refrigerator, Stilettos, stress, writing
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Something Wicked Friday Comes
This has been a relatively promising week, especially when compared to last week. I had a phone interview on Monday, and I made the first cut! I will have another interview tomorrow. Yay! I was able to skip work all … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, BFF, blogging, chores, executives, Funny Poetry, Job Interview, meme, MLP FiM Abridged, office, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
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10 Things To Know About Being A Receptionist
While sorting the mail, I found the dumbest ad: For 99 bucks, you can learn how to be the best receptionist! I never read beyond the covers because this made my brain hurt, especially after having two admin jobs under my … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, birthday, blogging, Cadbury Eggs, chores, executives, Mail, managers, office, poetry, receptionist, Receptionist Class, refrigerator, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing
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It’s Raining Men…and…and Serial Killers…and Cheese
Happy Friday! Since I finished my song already and Joie finished the illo, we’re ahead of the game. Throw-in the iced coffee I just drank and BAM! Early blog post! I wrote a bunch of beauty reviews about eye shadow … Continue reading
Please and Thank You
It’s always nice to be asked to do something, rather than be told. Today, I was asked to write a blog article. That’s right. I was asked, with a “please” and a “if you can” and a “if you can’t, … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, executives, Golden Globes 2011, managers, Music, office, please, poetry, published, reading, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, thanks, writing
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