Purrrentice’s Twitter Updates
- How do I get @tiktok_us to give a fuck about bullying? Oh yeah. They don't. 2 months ago
- Litter-Robot is giving away over $10,000 in prizes at free.litter-robot.com!! 😻🎉#freelitterrobot #12days 1 year ago
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Category Archives: Blues
PMS & Ponies
Oh snap! I fell off the horse with this Throwback: Prentice’s College Poetry Porgfolio blog series. Well, I’m back in the saddle, and speaking of falling off a horse, here is my newest Derpy Con South promo video: The artwork … Continue reading
Posted in Blues, Bronies, Derpy Hooves, Found Poem, Freelance Prentice, Funny Poetry, haiku, limerick, My Little Pony, parody, poetry, superhero, Warning Signs, writing
Tagged Beignet, Cinquain, Dolly Parton, PMS, Terza-rima, Tim Gunn
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28
My birthday was last week, and I have to say a lot was going through my head. I was a bit depressed and doing that “I’m getting older but going nowhere,” spiel. Unemployent, an inconsistent freelance career and getting closer … Continue reading
Posted in birthday, blogging, Blues, Bronies, epic fail, Freelance Prentice, My Little Pony, Pinkie Pie, poetry, Team Poetry, villanelle
Tagged 28, Alicorn Party, birthday party, Friendship is Magic, optimism, Smile, unemployment
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So anyways, a haiku
I promised I would start taking an old fridge poem each week and reinvent the poetic form to something more relevant to my life. I decided to do these chronologically. Well, this week is a haiku. In October 2010, I … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Blues, haiku, hopeless
Tagged bleh, cherry blossoms, meh, mood swings, nervous energy, persona 4, super bowl
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Poems for Christmas
First off, Merry Christmas to all my friends and readers! I hope your holiday was awesome. This was an okay holiday. I’ve never been the biggest fan of Christmas, but last year was probably the best Christmas I ever had … Continue reading
Posted in Blues, Christmas, hopeless, inspiration, love, Pinkie Pie, poetry, Self esteem, Uncategorized, Words With Friends, Zombies
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When Timesheets Attack!
Anybody who has ever talked for me for more than an hour or so probably knows that I hate doing timesheets at work. It’s my least favorite task. I’ve gotten pretty good at finishing them quickly though, much like ripping … Continue reading
Posted in Bazooka, blogging, Blues, Bull Honkey, chores, epic fail, executives, Need New Job, office, shenanigans
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New Beginnings and New Found Poem
Before I announce an exciting piece of personal writing news, I want to share a poem I wrote. I loved my poetry class in college. The teacher, my classmates and the workshops all had groovy vibes. My fiction class, however, … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Blues, cats, Childrens' books, chores, dramatic monologue, Found Poem, Funny Poetry, Joie Brown, Mr. Socks, Music, office, poetry, published, reading, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, watercolor, Whale, writing
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My Charlie Sheen Interview (about a fridge or course!)
My mood has been up and down this week. I’m blaming PMS, my receptionist butt (which is just a cute way to say I’m getting fat from sitting all day), drinking too much last week and a bad case of … Continue reading