Category Archives: Mascara

Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory

Posted on July 23, 2011 by purrrentice

I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading →

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Fridge-ilicious Beauty Reviews

Posted on February 9, 2011 by purrrentice

I don’t know if I mentioned this, but I’m doing a writing internship in addition to all the other crap I do. I embrace any opportunity to increase my experience and visibility in the writing world, and being the resourceful … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Fergie, Makeup Reviews, Mascara, office, parody, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Super Bowl, Viagra, writing | 2 Comments