Category Archives: Cheese

♪♫Blue Moon…You Saw Me Sending a Card♫♪

Posted on January 22, 2012 by purrrentice

Today I am pooped, but it’s great. This is one of those weeks where I really got my money’s worth out of myself. I worked hard, worked-out hard, played hard, and now I’m exhausted, almost ill. It was totally worth … Continue reading →

Posted in Cheese, Pride, Uncategorized, Valentine's Day, watercolor, writing | Tagged , , , , , | 3 Comments

The Mini Fridge Custody Battle

Posted on August 11, 2011 by purrrentice

Before I discuss the madness that is the mini breakroom, I forgot to insert this hilarious image into my Captain Planet post! I thought it pertained to the whole save the planet/ clean the fridge crossover: Strangely enough, the smaller … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Captain Planet, Cheese, chores, epic fail, Free Food, Frozen Caveman, office, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, yogurt | 2 Comments

On the Verge of the Verge

Posted on June 18, 2011 by purrrentice

This week was a doozie. I’m going to play plus minus plus and throw in funny work poems. First, here is a limerick I wrote to inform the office that the gigantic, dinosaur printer was broken: The printer is broken … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, Bronies, bullying, Cheese, Childrens' books, chores, epic fail, Funny Poetry, limerick, managers, MLP FiM Abridged, Mr. Socks, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, Pinkie Pie, poetry, QT, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Worst song ever, writing | 1 Comment

We we we so Excited!

Posted on April 8, 2011 by purrrentice

It’s been a crazy week, and today has been ridiculous! Like, for real! Joie agrees! Basically, we we we so excited that it’s FRIDAY that we have to express it the best way we know how! Friday Parody of the … Continue reading →

Posted in BFF, blogging, Cheese, chores, Friday, Illustrator, Joie Brown, meme, Music, office, parody, Rebecca Black, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, We we we so excited, Worst song ever, writing | 4 Comments

BFF ♥

Posted on March 16, 2011 by purrrentice

My BFF and personal illustrator, Joie Brown, had a freak, drawing hand incident! Some dumb, drunk chick slammed poor Joie’s fingers in a bathroom door over and over again because the door wouldn’t close. Now her magical fingers are all … Continue reading →

Posted in BFF, blogging, cats, Cheese, Childrens' books, chores, Cosplay, Cream Cheese, dramatic monologue, Dreidel, Epic, Illustrator, inspiration, It's Raining Men, Jimmy Buffett, Joie Brown, Margaritaville, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, Sailor Moon, shenanigans, sonnet, Uncategorized, writing | 5 Comments

Honest Concrete Makeover

Posted on March 5, 2011 by purrrentice

First off, I have to gloat because yesterday my blog got 50 VIEWS IN ONE DAY! Huzzah! To celebrate this momentous blog event (and because it needed to be done soon anyways) I gave Receptionist on the Verge a complete … Continue reading →

Posted in Barbra Streisand, Beer Shower, blogging, Cheese, chores, Concrete Poetry, Dreams, Funny Girl, Heels, Illustrator, Lunch box, Makeup Reviews, office, poetry, Primer, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Stilettos, stress, Tea, writing | 2 Comments

Scatter Brained Tuesday

Posted on March 1, 2011 by purrrentice

My mind is all fuzzy today, scattered like an order of hash browns “All-The-Way” from the WaHo. I want to post something today, but I haven’t really attempted to collect any thoughts until about…………now. I should start off by expressing my relief … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Cheese, chores, Ghazal, Kimo, managers, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, Scattered, shenanigans, Uncategorized, Waffle House, writing | 2 Comments

Cream Cheese: Music to my Ears

Posted on February 12, 2011 by purrrentice

For once, I don’t feel like talking.I’m usually a chatter box, but this has been a long week that tried my patience and self-esteem. I’m feeling antisocial and loser-like, so meh. Here is a blog I wrote this week about … Continue reading →

Posted in Barbra Streisand, Beauty, blogging, cats, Cheese, chores, Cream Cheese, Heels, History, hopeless, Illustrator, inspiration, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Shoes, Stilettos, writing | 1 Comment