Category Archives: Beauty

I’ve gone Insane & Committed Myself in the Asylum

Last week I was sick, injured and super busy, which interfered with my over achieving, muscle-twitching workout routine. It drove me crazy to go five days without exercise! This week, I’m doing extra fitness credit to A) Feel like I’m making-up for … Continue reading

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What This Little Shawty Thinks of Hip Hop Abs

I have to say, I am pleased with how I handled my eating and exercise over the holidays, but like many women, I obsess about my body shape, especially since I’m a 4’11”, curvy gal spending way too much time … Continue reading

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A Few Things to Know About Being a Promo Girl

Lots of people I meet seem interested in my side work as a promotional model/brand ambassador/sales model/booth babe (whatever you prefer to call it). I’ve been in this business for about six years, and as fun as it is, this … Continue reading

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An Ode/Sonnet to my RuPaul Shirt

Look how delightfully inconsistent I’m going to be this weekend! No post for a couple weeks, and then two pop out of nowhere in a couple days. What can I say? I promised to do some writing, and I did! … Continue reading

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Dragon*Con Virgin No More!

For the first time ever, I attended Dragon*Con. I’ve been to other cons in the past, but I’ve never experienced one so big! (That’s what she said.) Anyways, I want to do a full con report on what I experienced … Continue reading

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Simultaneously Spoiled and Deprived

Sorry for the late post. I’ve been so busy! This has been a strange week or so. I’ve dealt with a lot of drama and stressfeul bullshit, but on the other hand, I’ve received some good praise. One of our … Continue reading

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Is there anything you can’t do? Well, I struggle with the top shelf.

In my personal e-mail signature, I refer to myself as a writer, salesmodel and dabbler in all that is awesome. I’ve been doing the dabbling a lot this past week or so, and it has been, in fact, awesome! I wasn’t going … Continue reading

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