Category Archives: Beauty

I’ve gone Insane & Committed Myself in the Asylum

Posted on March 14, 2013 by

Last week I was sick, injured and super busy, which interfered with my over achieving, muscle-twitching workout routine. It drove me crazy to go five days without exercise! This week, I’m doing extra fitness credit to A) Feel like I’m making-up for … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, body image, Insanity, meme, Self esteem, Troll face, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

What This Little Shawty Thinks of Hip Hop Abs

Posted on December 29, 2012 by

I have to say, I am pleased with how I handled my eating and exercise over the holidays, but like many women, I obsess about my body shape, especially since I’m a 4’11”, curvy gal spending way too much time … Continue reading →

Posted in Advice, Beauty, body image, Derpy Hooves, Health, hip hop, My Little Pony, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

A Few Things to Know About Being a Promo Girl

Posted on September 1, 2012 by

Lots of people I meet seem interested in my side work as a promotional model/brand ambassador/sales model/booth babe (whatever you prefer to call it). I’ve been in this business for about six years, and as fun as it is, this … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, body image, Bronies, Derpy Hooves, My Little Pony, Promos, Rejected, Twilight Sparkle, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | 26 Comments

An Ode/Sonnet to my RuPaul Shirt

Posted on October 2, 2011 by

Look how delightfully inconsistent I’m going to be this weekend! No post for a couple weeks, and then two pop out of nowhere in a couple days. What can I say? I promised to do some writing, and I did! … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, Captain EO, Drag Queens. RuPaul, Freelance Prentice, Funny Poetry, leopard, poetry, RuPauls Drag race, shenanigans, sonnet, writing | 3 Comments

Dragon*Con Virgin No More!

Posted on September 8, 2011 by

For the first time ever, I attended Dragon*Con. I’ve been to other cons in the past, but I’ve never experienced one so big! (That’s what she said.) Anyways, I want to do a full con report on what I experienced … Continue reading →

Posted in Angry Birds, Beauty, BFF, Bronies, Cee Lo Greem, Cosplay, Cutie Mark, Eggs, Free Food, Fuck You, Job hunting, Job Interview, Joie Brown, Magic the Gathering, My Little Pony, Pinkie Pie, Voice acting, We we we so excited | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Simultaneously Spoiled and Deprived

Posted on August 21, 2011 by

Sorry for the late post. I’ve been so busy! This has been a strange week or so. I’ve dealt with a lot of drama and stressfeul bullshit, but on the other hand, I’ve received some good praise. One of our … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Funny Poetry, leopard, Lunch box, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Is there anything you can’t do? Well, I struggle with the top shelf.

Posted on August 13, 2011 by

In my personal e-mail signature, I refer to myself as a writer, salesmodel and dabbler in all that is awesome. I’ve been doing the dabbling a lot this past week or so, and it has been, in fact, awesome! I wasn’t going … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Epic, Makeup Reviews, office, Phone Voice, PRIMP, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Winning Rhianna, writing | 4 Comments

Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory

Posted on July 23, 2011 by

I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Christmas, epic fail, executives, Funny Poetry, Mascara, Mindless Tasks, Model, Music, Need New Job, receptionist, refrigerator, song writing | 3 Comments

The Sometimes Job

Posted on July 18, 2011 by

Wow. This has been a manic Monday! I’m going to need some caffeine to get through my evening, Luckily, I have an interview at Starbucks tonight. Now, don’t get too excited, Folks. This is not for a new, full-time position … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, Derpy Hooves, Job hunting, Job Interview, Model, Need New Job, office, Promos | 1 Comment

Fridge Palindrome…Yes, I Just Went There

Posted on July 15, 2011 by

I can’t think of too much to say about this week. Here are two blog articles: Stop and Smell the Fashion and Road Trip Beauty Tips. I got screwed over by one of my side jobs, but what else is … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, Bronies, chores, Epic, Honest Tea, meme, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, office, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | Tagged , , , , | 3 Comments