Category Archives: Beauty
I’ve gone Insane & Committed Myself in the Asylum
Last week I was sick, injured and super busy, which interfered with my over achieving, muscle-twitching workout routine. It drove me crazy to go five days without exercise! This week, I’m doing extra fitness credit to A) Feel like I’m making-up for … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, body image, Insanity, meme, Self esteem, Troll face, Uncategorized
Tagged Agility, cardio, George Clinton, Good Burger, Insanity, Rage Face, Strength, They Asylum
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What This Little Shawty Thinks of Hip Hop Abs
I have to say, I am pleased with how I handled my eating and exercise over the holidays, but like many women, I obsess about my body shape, especially since I’m a 4’11”, curvy gal spending way too much time … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, Beauty, body image, Derpy Hooves, Health, hip hop, My Little Pony, Uncategorized
Tagged cardio, Cheesy Broccoli, Hangovers, Hip Hop Abs, Jenna Marbles, Saun T, weight loss, workouts
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A Few Things to Know About Being a Promo Girl
Lots of people I meet seem interested in my side work as a promotional model/brand ambassador/sales model/booth babe (whatever you prefer to call it). I’ve been in this business for about six years, and as fun as it is, this … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, body image, Bronies, Derpy Hooves, My Little Pony, Promos, Rejected, Twilight Sparkle, Uncategorized
Tagged Booth Babe, Good Guy Greg, Humor, liquor, sales model
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An Ode/Sonnet to my RuPaul Shirt
Look how delightfully inconsistent I’m going to be this weekend! No post for a couple weeks, and then two pop out of nowhere in a couple days. What can I say? I promised to do some writing, and I did! … Continue reading
Dragon*Con Virgin No More!
For the first time ever, I attended Dragon*Con. I’ve been to other cons in the past, but I’ve never experienced one so big! (That’s what she said.) Anyways, I want to do a full con report on what I experienced … Continue reading
Posted in Angry Birds, Beauty, BFF, Bronies, Cee Lo Greem, Cosplay, Cutie Mark, Eggs, Free Food, Fuck You, Job hunting, Job Interview, Joie Brown, Magic the Gathering, My Little Pony, Pinkie Pie, Voice acting, We we we so excited
Tagged Boobies, Dragon*Con, Karaoke, The Cheat, THe Cheat's Hot Mom, The Guild
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Simultaneously Spoiled and Deprived
Sorry for the late post. I’ve been so busy! This has been a strange week or so. I’ve dealt with a lot of drama and stressfeul bullshit, but on the other hand, I’ve received some good praise. One of our … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Funny Poetry, leopard, Lunch box, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
Tagged Ode, Teen Girl Squad, Tomato Sandwich
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Is there anything you can’t do? Well, I struggle with the top shelf.
In my personal e-mail signature, I refer to myself as a writer, salesmodel and dabbler in all that is awesome. I’ve been doing the dabbling a lot this past week or so, and it has been, in fact, awesome! I wasn’t going … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Epic, Makeup Reviews, office, Phone Voice, PRIMP, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Winning Rhianna, writing
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Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory
I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Christmas, epic fail, executives, Funny Poetry, Mascara, Mindless Tasks, Model, Music, Need New Job, receptionist, refrigerator, song writing
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The Sometimes Job
Wow. This has been a manic Monday! I’m going to need some caffeine to get through my evening, Luckily, I have an interview at Starbucks tonight. Now, don’t get too excited, Folks. This is not for a new, full-time position … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Derpy Hooves, Job hunting, Job Interview, Model, Need New Job, office, Promos
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Fridge Palindrome…Yes, I Just Went There
I can’t think of too much to say about this week. Here are two blog articles: Stop and Smell the Fashion and Road Trip Beauty Tips. I got screwed over by one of my side jobs, but what else is … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, Bronies, chores, Epic, Honest Tea, meme, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, office, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
Tagged Dunce, Palindrome, Pedo Bear, script writing, voice acting
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