Purrrentice’s Twitter Updates
- How do I get @tiktok_us to give a fuck about bullying? Oh yeah. They don't. 2 months ago
- Litter-Robot is giving away over $10,000 in prizes at free.litter-robot.com!! 😻🎉#freelitterrobot #12days 1 year ago
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- RT @jackboxgames: BREAKING NEWS: On Thursday, October 17th, The Jackbox Party Pack 6 will be released on major digital platforms. Pre-order… 1 year ago
- Litter-Robot is giving away a Litter-Robot 3 Connect each week this summer and I'm entering to win! #scooplesssummer wn.nr/T8zCgb 1 year ago
Category Archives: parody
Dat Ass Has Dysentery: Yeah, You Wanna Know…
I’ve have been quite the jet setter this summer. I went to Texas, New Orleans, Savannah, North Carolina, and I’ll be hitting Destin and St. Augustine soon, too. And let’s not forget Dragon*Con in a few weeks! I didn’t get … Continue reading
Posted in Gaming, parody, Pole Tricks, shenanigans, Stripper Shoes, Twilight Sparkle, Uncategorized, Zombies
Tagged Dat Ass, gaming, Organ Trail, PC Games, Planet Terror, Zombie Strippers
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PMS & Ponies
Oh snap! I fell off the horse with this Throwback: Prentice’s College Poetry Porgfolio blog series. Well, I’m back in the saddle, and speaking of falling off a horse, here is my newest Derpy Con South promo video: The artwork … Continue reading
Posted in Blues, Bronies, Derpy Hooves, Found Poem, Freelance Prentice, Funny Poetry, haiku, limerick, My Little Pony, parody, poetry, superhero, Warning Signs, writing
Tagged Beignet, Cinquain, Dolly Parton, PMS, Terza-rima, Tim Gunn
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Les Miser-admins! Happy Admin Assistant Appreciation Day!
Wow. I really dropped the ball this year. Last Admin Appreciation Day, one person at the office remembered. This year, I didn’t even remember. I even went to an office today, and now feel terrible that I didn’t remember to … Continue reading
Cee Lo Green & The Little Caesars Girl
Today I’m going to commemorate one of the most impressive people I’ve ever seen within fifty feet of me. No. This person is no executive or manager or musical performer or superhero or anything like that. I’m talking about the … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, Fuck You, Job hunting, Job Interview, meme, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, writing
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Coffee Scribbles
Like most offices, rather than the world revolving around the sun, the office revolves around a coffee pot. I honestly quit the stuff at work cold turkey because the kind here is gross. Also, it cut some calories out of … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Coffee, Dunkin Donuts, executives, office, parody, PMS, poetry, receptionist, shenanigans, writing
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Beer + Disney Movie = Fridge Song
Late posting again?!?!!? Argh! I’ve been ridiculously busy this weekend. I worked for Honest Tea all day Saturday for a festival in Virginia Highlands. It was fun, but after being in the sun for over nine hours, I was ready … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, Bronies, chores, Derpy Hooves, Honest Tea, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
Tagged Hello Kitty, The Lion King
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Origins of the Fridge Song: My Lifetime Love Affair with Song Parodies
Back in October I gave a brief history of the fridge poem, the Big Bang of of my office fame and this blog. Today, we’re going to take an in-depth look at the origins my fridge-related song parodies. I have … Continue reading
Posted in Big Bang, Christmas, Cosplay, office, parody, Sailor Moon, shenanigans, song writing, writing
Tagged beyonce, rudolph, Single Ladies
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Constrictions and Constrictive Writing
Wow. Is it already Sunday?! I’ve been meaning to post Friday’s fridge poem, but I was too busy peeling wallpaper in my guest bedroom, and playing with Mario Paint while under the influence of ponies: Man! This video quality sucks. … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Bronies, Childrens' books, chores, epic fail, Makeup Reviews, MLP FiM Abridged, Mr. Socks, Music, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, PRIMP, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
Tagged Alliterative, Constrained writing, Memorial Day, Palindrome, Winter Wrap Up
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Break Room on a Cloud
Not too much has happened since Admin Assistant Appreciation Day. I wrote a bunch of reviews about bareMinerals for my intership at PRIMP, and goodness that brand is confusing! It gave me a headache. I had two blogs published at … Continue reading
Posted in Admin Appreciation Day, Admin Assistant Day, Beauty, blogging, Castle on a Cloud, Childrens' books, chores, flowers, Les Miserables, Makeup Reviews, My Little Pony, office, parody, Pinkie Pie, poetry, published, receptionist, refrigerator, Royal Wedding, RuPauls Drag race, shenanigans, writing
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We we we so Excited!
It’s been a crazy week, and today has been ridiculous! Like, for real! Joie agrees! Basically, we we we so excited that it’s FRIDAY that we have to express it the best way we know how! Friday Parody of the … Continue reading
Posted in BFF, blogging, Cheese, chores, Friday, Illustrator, Joie Brown, meme, Music, office, parody, Rebecca Black, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, We we we so excited, Worst song ever, writing
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