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A Throwback Throw Down: Poetry Month Rap Realness
I’ve decided after much thought that I will include my song parodies and such in my Poetry Month Showcase. Even if they are not traditional, original poems, it does take some poetic prowess to match words to lyrics in a … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, gangsta, Joie Brown, Mini Fridge, office, rap, receptionist, Receptionist on the Verge, refrigerator, Uncategorized
Tagged Dishes, Poetry Month, Throwback, War
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Throwback April – Terza Rima and Time Off
For my next Poetry Month post, I’m showing off the second poem in my archives. It was a climbing rhyme I wrote for a fridge cleaning on Friday the 13th. In the blog post where I shared it originally, I … Continue reading
Looking Back and Moving Forward: The Best of Receptionist on the Verge
Every time I visit my blog, I see the posts that have been viewed the most in the past week. Then I found that I could dig and find the top blogs of all time! Curiosity finally overwhelmed me, and … Continue reading
Posted in Concrete Poetry, Creepy Chan, Derpy Hooves, Disney World, My Little Pony, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator
Tagged top five, top search terms
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Cee Lo Green & The Little Caesars Girl
Today I’m going to commemorate one of the most impressive people I’ve ever seen within fifty feet of me. No. This person is no executive or manager or musical performer or superhero or anything like that. I’m talking about the … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, Fuck You, Job hunting, Job Interview, meme, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, writing
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Simultaneously Spoiled and Deprived
Sorry for the late post. I’ve been so busy! This has been a strange week or so. I’ve dealt with a lot of drama and stressfeul bullshit, but on the other hand, I’ve received some good praise. One of our … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Funny Poetry, leopard, Lunch box, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
Tagged Ode, Teen Girl Squad, Tomato Sandwich
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Is there anything you can’t do? Well, I struggle with the top shelf.
In my personal e-mail signature, I refer to myself as a writer, salesmodel and dabbler in all that is awesome. I’ve been doing the dabbling a lot this past week or so, and it has been, in fact, awesome! I wasn’t going … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Epic, Makeup Reviews, office, Phone Voice, PRIMP, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Winning Rhianna, writing
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The Mini Fridge Custody Battle
Before I discuss the madness that is the mini breakroom, I forgot to insert this hilarious image into my Captain Planet post! I thought it pertained to the whole save the planet/ clean the fridge crossover: Strangely enough, the smaller … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Captain Planet, Cheese, chores, epic fail, Free Food, Frozen Caveman, office, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, yogurt
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By Your Powers Combined, I’m Driving to the Verge!
This week it occured to me that my car is more than just a car. I have 2005 Hyundai Elantra with custom leather seats, and I love her very much. I spend a lot of time in my car, and … Continue reading
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I am the Ultimate Morale Booster
So, this probably isn’t news to you, but I am an amazing source to boost morale in the office. The things I’m mostly known for are the fridge poems, listening to people vent, being quirky and participating in any variety … Continue reading
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