Category Archives: Funny Poetry

Throwback April – Terza Rima and Time Off

Posted on April 3, 2014 by purrrentice

For my next Poetry Month post, I’m showing off the second poem in my archives. It was a climbing rhyme I wrote for a fridge cleaning on Friday the 13th. In the blog post where I shared it originally, I … Continue reading →

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Cat Voice Demos & Poems

Posted on July 1, 2013 by purrrentice

Hi, Internet! Today I’ll show my favorite college portfolio poem, but first look what I made: It’s a voice over demo for my cat, Misu! As a kitten, she used to audio-bomb my recordings all the time. She hates doors … Continue reading →

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PMS & Ponies

Posted on June 20, 2013 by purrrentice

Oh snap! I fell off the horse with this Throwback: Prentice’s College Poetry Porgfolio blog series. Well, I’m back in the saddle, and speaking of falling off a horse, here is my newest Derpy Con South promo video: The artwork … Continue reading →

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A Look Back at My College Portfolio: The Form I Was Best At In Class

Posted on June 2, 2013 by purrrentice

I am writing copy for my character demo for VO, and I planned on borrowing a poetic piece from myself for a part of the reel. I found it and also read the rest of my college portfolio from Poetry … Continue reading →

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It’s Poetry Month Again?!?!

Posted on April 1, 2013 by purrrentice

Wow! I can’t believe April is here again. In addition to me getting older and soon getting kicked off unemployment soon and spring and stuff, it is POETRY MONTH! Since I’ve been doing so well with posting on my blog regularly (I … Continue reading →

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The 411 on LOL

Posted on January 20, 2013 by purrrentice

It’s been a while since I wrote a poem, and low and behold, I’m suddenly inspired. According to my archives, haiku is my next form. Enjoy this triplet: Oh, League of Legends if you were to die today I’d feel no … Continue reading →

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Time to Put On My Big Girl Email

Posted on October 8, 2012 by purrrentice

I’ve changed my email address. As one of my beloved coworkers from AMC used to say, KSU is “taking me off the titty.” I am being weened off of student email this week. They’re updating their database, and since I’m … Continue reading →

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Oh My Life: Gummy Pigs & Mommy Raps

Posted on May 13, 2012 by purrrentice

I was going to write a poem this week, but voice over took over, and I think you guys and gals would get a bigger kick out of what I have to offer in that department today more than a … Continue reading →

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Why Didn’t Someone Tell Me April is Poetry Month?!?!?!

Posted on April 21, 2012 by purrrentice

Really, guys. We dropped the ball on this one. Thankfully, good ‘ole NPR reminded me a few days ago. At least I won’t ever forget from now on. So, Happy Poetry Month, Everybody! As I’ve mentioned before, I do social … Continue reading →

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