Category Archives: office

A Throwback Throw Down: Poetry Month Rap Realness

I’ve decided after much thought that I will include my song parodies and such in my Poetry Month Showcase. Even if they are not traditional, original poems, it does take some poetic prowess to match words to lyrics in a … Continue reading

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Throwback April – Terza Rima and Time Off

For my next Poetry Month post, I’m showing off the second poem in my archives. It was a climbing rhyme I wrote for a fridge cleaning on Friday the 13th. In the blog post where I shared it originally, I … Continue reading

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Joie & Prentice Shenanigans: WE’RE BAAAACK!

You may have felt a slight earthquake beneath your feet a week ago. Sorry about that. It was just Joie and me creating another Earth shattering collaboration. It’s been a while, so the world was less prepared for it than … Continue reading

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Cow Day 2012: Great Success

When life hands you lemons, most people make lemonade. F*ck that. I make it rain lemonade and chicken! This is the best use of my time unemployed yet: Unless you live under a rock…or haven’t known me for very long, … Continue reading

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Oh Yeah…I Almost Forgot This is a Writing Blog…

Holy crap. It’s been over two months since I wrote a poem. I know I’ve written other things since then, but I also know that I’ve been slacking in the writing department lately. I guess I’ve been depressed since getting … Continue reading

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Receptionist Ass, Meet Insanoflex!

Spoiler Alert: This is my formal announcement that I’m back to the occupational drawing board. Yes, I was laid off again. If you’d like to hear the whole story, buy me a beer. Otherwise, let’s move on to something more … Continue reading

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A FEW MORE Things to Know About Being a Receptionist

Check out this old Receptionist On The Verge post I found. Past Prentice is a funny lady! Since life has thrown a wrench in my motivation to write with all its bs (I may or may not write of this … Continue reading

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Sushi Cat: Now I’m Thoroughly Entertained AND Hungry!

So, I am a bit of a gamer girl, and as much as I like playing my console and PC games, I have a true appreciation for the simpler games that we are finding online and as apps for out … Continue reading

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Freelance Prentice: With More Sh*t to do Than You Can Wave a Stick At

Holy crap! I feel so bad that I haven’t posted lately. I’ve been a busy bee! You may have noticed my blog had some work done, like botox, ass lift, new title, implants, etc. It’s time for some change, and … Continue reading

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Cee Lo Green & The Little Caesars Girl

Today I’m going to commemorate one of the most impressive people I’ve ever seen within fifty feet of me. No. This person is no executive or manager or musical performer or superhero or anything like that. I’m talking about the … Continue reading

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