Category Archives: writing

My Charlie Sheen Interview (about a fridge or course!)

Posted on March 19, 2011 by purrrentice

My mood has been up and down this week. I’m blaming PMS, my receptionist butt (which is just a cute way to say I’m getting fat from sitting all day), drinking too much last week and a bad case of … Continue reading →

Posted in Aztec Gold, BFF, Bi-winning, blogging, Blues, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen Interview, chores, Happy Meal, Illustrator, Joie Brown, Makeup Reviews, office, PMS, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Tiger Blood, Uncategorized, writing | 2 Comments

BFF ♥

Posted on March 16, 2011 by purrrentice

My BFF and personal illustrator, Joie Brown, had a freak, drawing hand incident! Some dumb, drunk chick slammed poor Joie’s fingers in a bathroom door over and over again because the door wouldn’t close. Now her magical fingers are all … Continue reading →

Posted in BFF, blogging, cats, Cheese, Childrens' books, chores, Cosplay, Cream Cheese, dramatic monologue, Dreidel, Epic, Illustrator, inspiration, It's Raining Men, Jimmy Buffett, Joie Brown, Margaritaville, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, Sailor Moon, shenanigans, sonnet, Uncategorized, writing | 5 Comments

Lolcats be Makin’ Stacks

Posted on March 12, 2011 by purrrentice

Hi, All. I had this blog written and ready yesterday, but something went wrong, and my post was lost. Oh well, here’s to Saturday morning blogging! The last remnants of my previous manager emerged this week. Though performance reviews and … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, cats, chores, kitties, Lolcats, managers, Mardi Gras, office, Pay Raise, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | 1 Comment

Today’s Theme: Catchy Tunes

Posted on March 9, 2011 by purrrentice

I’m working on a video to audition to be the Purina Cat Chow correspondent. If that doesn’t reek of Prentice, I don’t know what does: (Traveling + Meeting People) KITTIES = Prentice’s Dream Job Anyways, they say that a video … Continue reading →

Posted in birthday, blogging, cats, Chad Dylan Cooper, chores, Ghostbusters, Mario Paint, Music, office, parody, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Sonny With A Chance, writing | 1 Comment

Honest Concrete Makeover

Posted on March 5, 2011 by purrrentice

First off, I have to gloat because yesterday my blog got 50 VIEWS IN ONE DAY! Huzzah! To celebrate this momentous blog event (and because it needed to be done soon anyways) I gave Receptionist on the Verge a complete … Continue reading →

Posted in Barbra Streisand, Beer Shower, blogging, Cheese, chores, Concrete Poetry, Dreams, Funny Girl, Heels, Illustrator, Lunch box, Makeup Reviews, office, poetry, Primer, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Stilettos, stress, Tea, writing | 2 Comments

Scatter Brained Tuesday

Posted on March 1, 2011 by purrrentice

My mind is all fuzzy today, scattered like an order of hash browns “All-The-Way” from the WaHo. I want to post something today, but I haven’t really attempted to collect any thoughts until about…………now. I should start off by expressing my relief … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Cheese, chores, Ghazal, Kimo, managers, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, Scattered, shenanigans, Uncategorized, Waffle House, writing | 2 Comments

It’s Raining Men…and…and Serial Killers…and Cheese

Posted on February 25, 2011 by purrrentice

Happy Friday! Since I finished my song already and Joie finished the illo, we’re ahead of the game. Throw-in the iced coffee I just drank and BAM! Early blog post! I wrote a bunch of beauty reviews about eye shadow … Continue reading →

Posted in 9 to 5, blogging, chores, executives, hip hop, Illustrator, It's Raining Men, Makeup Reviews, murder mystery, office, parody, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Uncategorized, watercolor, Weather Girls, writing, Zombies | 3 Comments

Refrigeratorville ~ Prenny Buffett Needs a Vacation

Posted on February 23, 2011 by purrrentice

Happy Thursday, Y’all. Wait. It’s only Wednesday? Crap. I want to make this post, but I rather be on the coast. Oh my gatos! I need a break! Since I can’t afford a vacation on my measly receptionist wages, we … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, chores, Jimmy Buffett, Margaritaville, office, Palm Trees, receptionist, refrigerator, Shaker of Salt, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing | 1 Comment

Epic Ballads from an Epic Writer…

Posted on February 19, 2011 by purrrentice

Happy Saturday, Everybody! I wanted to sleep-in this morning, but since I crashed so early last night (I was ill, tired and kinda melancholy), I’m up for now. I do feel much better after the extra sleep though. This week … Continue reading →

Posted in Apples, Ballad, banana, blogging, cats, chores, Epic, inspiration, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, RuPauls Drag race, Salad, shenanigans, Valentine's Day, writing | 2 Comments

Happy Discounted Candy Day!

Posted on February 15, 2011 by purrrentice

Happy Discounted Candy Day, Everyone! Clearance goodies on February 15th are one of two reasons I don’t consider Valentine’s Day a waste, the second reason being that it helps our sluggish economy. I mean, people spend a lot of money on this … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, chores, Discount candy, Dunkin Donuts, holidays, love, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, Sellout, shenanigans, sonnet, Uncategorized, Valentine's Day, writing | 5 Comments