Category Archives: Zombies

Dat Ass Has Dysentery: Yeah, You Wanna Know…

I’ve have been quite the jet setter this summer. I went to Texas, New Orleans, Savannah, North Carolina, and I’ll be hitting Destin and St. Augustine soon, too. And let’s not forget Dragon*Con in a few weeks! I didn’t get … Continue reading

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Dame Dodging: Yeah, Lady. I Know What Ya Doin’!

One of my Freelance Prentice services/skills is promotional work (sales model, promo model, brand ambassador, booth babe, etc). Some people may find the idea of approaching strangers and talking to them while¬†scantily¬†clad in a short skirt and branded camisole unappealing … Continue reading

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Getting the Spark Back in My Marriage…With Puzzle Quest

And no. I don’t mean I improved my marriage with Nicholas by way of Puzzle Quest. Our relationship is fine as wine and dandy as candy. I am saying that Puzzle Quest and I have rekindled that gaming flame. Nick … Continue reading

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Tragic, Killer Robot – Zombie Love

This week I was going to continue my poetic, time traveling adventure, reaching back into the archives of my blog and reinventing the fridge poems, but I was distracted by my friend Angie’s Twitter post: “Today I got my students … Continue reading

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Poems for Christmas

First off, Merry Christmas to all my friends and readers! I hope your holiday was awesome. This was an okay holiday. I’ve never been the biggest fan of Christmas, but last year was probably the best Christmas I ever had … Continue reading

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It’s Raining Men…and…and Serial Killers…and Cheese

Happy Friday! Since I finished my song already and Joie finished the illo, we’re ahead of the game. Throw-in the iced coffee I just drank and BAM! Early blog post! I wrote a bunch of beauty reviews about eye shadow … Continue reading

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