Category Archives: Zombies
Dat Ass Has Dysentery: Yeah, You Wanna Know…
I’ve have been quite the jet setter this summer. I went to Texas, New Orleans, Savannah, North Carolina, and I’ll be hitting Destin and St. Augustine soon, too. And let’s not forget Dragon*Con in a few weeks! I didn’t get … Continue reading
Posted in Gaming, parody, Pole Tricks, shenanigans, Stripper Shoes, Twilight Sparkle, Uncategorized, Zombies
Tagged Dat Ass, gaming, Organ Trail, PC Games, Planet Terror, Zombie Strippers
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Dame Dodging: Yeah, Lady. I Know What Ya Doin’!
One of my Freelance Prentice services/skills is promotional work (sales model, promo model, brand ambassador, booth babe, etc). Some people may find the idea of approaching strangers and talking to them while scantily clad in a short skirt and branded camisole unappealing … Continue reading
Posted in Honest Tea, Jim Beam, Model, Pedobear, Promos, Self esteem, Sometimes Job, Troll face, Uncategorized, Zombies
Tagged Cayrum, Dekuyper, Girl Scouts, Hornitos, Hussy, Red Stag, Rejection, Zombie Strippers
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Getting the Spark Back in My Marriage…With Puzzle Quest
And no. I don’t mean I improved my marriage with Nicholas by way of Puzzle Quest. Our relationship is fine as wine and dandy as candy. I am saying that Puzzle Quest and I have rekindled that gaming flame. Nick … Continue reading
Posted in Gaming, Uncategorized, Wizard, Zombies
Tagged Bejeweled, He Man, Knight, Marriage, Puzzle Quest, RPG, Tidus, Tinal Fantasy, What's Going On
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Tragic, Killer Robot – Zombie Love
This week I was going to continue my poetic, time traveling adventure, reaching back into the archives of my blog and reinventing the fridge poems, but I was distracted by my friend Angie’s Twitter post: “Today I got my students … Continue reading
Posted in Freelance Prentice, Joie Brown, sonnet, Uncategorized, Zombies
Tagged does not compute, Friendship is Magic, killer robot, laser beams, time travel, twitter, zombie love
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Poems for Christmas
First off, Merry Christmas to all my friends and readers! I hope your holiday was awesome. This was an okay holiday. I’ve never been the biggest fan of Christmas, but last year was probably the best Christmas I ever had … Continue reading
Posted in Blues, Christmas, hopeless, inspiration, love, Pinkie Pie, poetry, Self esteem, Uncategorized, Words With Friends, Zombies
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It’s Raining Men…and…and Serial Killers…and Cheese
Happy Friday! Since I finished my song already and Joie finished the illo, we’re ahead of the game. Throw-in the iced coffee I just drank and BAM! Early blog post! I wrote a bunch of beauty reviews about eye shadow … Continue reading
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