Category Archives: sonnet

S*IT! Poetry Month Day Two?!?!

I swear I’m gonna write a poem each day, and it will be worth reading. To draw inspiration from my day, I will rhyme of my experience at Wild Wings Cafe today: a Sonnet to Free Chicken Wangs My love … Continue reading

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Tragic, Killer Robot – Zombie Love

This week I was going to continue my poetic, time traveling adventure, reaching back into the archives of my blog and reinventing the fridge poems, but I was distracted by my friend Angie’s Twitter post: “Today I got my students … Continue reading

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An Ode/Sonnet to my RuPaul Shirt

Look how delightfully inconsistent I’m going to be this weekend! No post for a couple weeks, and then two pop out of nowhere in a couple days. What can I say? I promised to do some writing, and I did! … Continue reading

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BFF ♥

My BFF and personal illustrator, Joie Brown, had a freak, drawing hand incident! Some dumb, drunk chick slammed poor Joie’s fingers in a bathroom door over and over again because the door wouldn’t close. Now her magical fingers are all … Continue reading

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Happy Discounted Candy Day!

Happy Discounted Candy Day, Everyone! Clearance goodies on February 15th are one of two reasons I don’t consider Valentine’s Day a waste, the second reason being that it helps our sluggish economy. I mean, people spend a lot of money on this … Continue reading

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