The Twelve Days of Fridgemas

I did not do a fridge song last Friday because I called-in sick. It was one of those daunting, icky weeks, and by Friday, I just couldn’t do it. I couldn’t leave my house and go to that desk. Oh well, at least I had one last sick day to use, and I can recycle the unused fridge song!  Taking the day off also gave Joie more time to complete a delicious illustration for the piece. Woot! I decided to do a Christmas song. The office is starting Christmas break on Thursday, but I’m using my extra day off (the prize day I won from getting people to join the Pur Minerals fan page. Yes, I won. Thanks!) tomorrow. I’m going to see Miss Joie! I can’t wait to hang with her again, and soon we will finish details on a children’s book we are making. I’ll discuss more on that later. Anyways, I’m cleaning the fridge today, and here is the song:

The Twelve Days of Fridgemas

On the first day of Fridgemas somebody left for me…A ball of something sticky!

On the second day of Fridgemas somebody left for me… 2 rubber gloves? And a ball of something sticky!

On the third day of Fridgemas somebody left for me… 3 soup cans, 2 rubber gloves? And a ball of something sticky!

On the fourth day of Fridgemas somebody left for me… 4 frozen dinners, 3 soup cans, 2 rubber gloves? And a ball of something sticky!

On the fifth day of Fridgemas somebody left for me… 5 onion rings! 4 frozen dinners, 3 soup cans, 2 rubber gloves? And a ball of something sticky!

On the sixth day of Fridgemas somebody left for me… 6 cheese decaying…5 onion rings! 4 frozen dinners, 3 soup cans, 2 rubber gloves? And a ball of something sticky!

On the seventh day of Fridgemas somebody left for me… 7 prawns a rotting, 6 cheese decaying…5 onion rings! 4 frozen dinners, 3 soup cans, 2 rubber gloves? And a ball of something sticky!

On the eighth day of Fridgemas somebody left for me… 8 moldy milkshakes, 7 prawns a rotting, 6 cheese decaying…5 onion rings! 4 frozen dinners, 3 soup cans, 2 rubber gloves? And a ball of something sticky!

On the ninth day of Fridgemas somebody left for me… 9 soggy fish sticks, 8 moldy milkshakes,  7 prawns a rotting, 6 cheese decaying…5 onion rings! 4 frozen dinners, 3 soup cans, 2 rubber gloves? And a ball of something sticky!

On the tenth day of Fridgemas somebody left for me… 10 drinks a leaking, 9 soggy fish sticks, 8 moldy milkshakes, 7 prawns a rotting, 6 cheese decaying…5 onion rings! 4 frozen dinners, 3 soup cans, 2 rubber gloves? And a ball of something sticky!

On the eleventh day of Fridgemas somebody left for me… 11 pizza slices, 10 drinks a leaking, 9 soggy fish sticks, 8 moldy milkshakes,  7 prawns a rotting, 6 cheese decaying…5 onion rings! 4 frozen dinners, 3 soup cans, 2 rubber gloves? And a ball of something sticky!

On the twelfth day of Fridgemas somebody left for me…12 dingy drumsticks, 11 pizza slices, 10 drinks a leaking, 9 soggy fish sticks, 8 moldy milkshakes,  7 prawns a rotting, 6 cheese decaying…5 onion rings! 4 frozen dinners, 3 soup cans, 2 rubber gloves? And a ball of something sticky!

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About purrrentice

Fantastic Voiceover? How About PRENTASTIC VOICEOVER?!?! I'm Prentice Osborne, a full-time, freelance voiceover talent out of Atlanta. My specialty is Millennial, teen and everything in between, and I work in multiple genres of VO, from e-learning to games to cartoons to radio and TV ads. I love the entire VO process, from pen to paper, mouth to mic, cursor to waveform. It's totally Prentabulous! Need some voice work? Bring it on, World! Freelance Prentice is here to blow your mind with laughs, creative magic, mad skills, and a little bit of razzle dazzle!
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