Category Archives: writing
Fridge-ilicious Beauty Reviews
I don’t know if I mentioned this, but I’m doing a writing internship in addition to all the other crap I do. I embrace any opportunity to increase my experience and visibility in the writing world, and being the resourceful … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Fergie, Makeup Reviews, Mascara, office, parody, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Super Bowl, Viagra, writing
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What a Week!
I don’t even know where to begin with this week. It was intense, like camping (Get it? Intense…In tents…). First, I had Nancy a drew mystery. Somebody sent me flowers anonymously, with only a message that said “Prentice, A beautiful woman … Continue reading
Posted in Angry Birds, blogging, chores, flowers, holidays, inspiration, office, poetry, receptionist, Red, refrigerator, shenanigans, stress, tardiness, The Bed Intruder Song, Uncategorized, writing
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The Fridge Intruder Song
Whew! What a week. This was a rough and tiring one, filled with drama, empty promises, somebody getting fired, more drama, an obscene amount of busy work and a rofl or two. I was so exhausted when I got home … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, Egypt, Music, office, parody, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, The Bed Intruder Song, writing
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The Connection Between Hierarchy and Stress, and Oh Yeah. A Poem, too.
If you follow my Facebook, you know that yesterday was a bad day for me. There was no drama or real reason for me to be such a train wreck. I just woke-up feeling lousy, got overwhelmed with manual labor … Continue reading
Posted in baboons, blogging, cats, chores, Gwen Stefani, office, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, stress, writing
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Please and Thank You
It’s always nice to be asked to do something, rather than be told. Today, I was asked to write a blog article. That’s right. I was asked, with a “please” and a “if you can” and a “if you can’t, … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, executives, Golden Globes 2011, managers, Music, office, please, poetry, published, reading, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, thanks, writing
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What’s your sign? Well, I’m a horny fish!
Hi, All. Before I delve into this week’s fridge poem, I have to discuss the recent news about astrological signs changing. I know. I know. Since we adopted the seasonal, Westernized zodiac (rather then the Eastern one that is based … Continue reading
Posted in aries, blogging, epic fail, horoscope, narwhal, office, pisces, poetry, reading, receptionist, refrigerator, sharks, shenanigans, snow day, writing
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Fridge Reading on a Snow Day
I want to apologize to all eleven of you who read my blog and the 1 or 2 who may have been waiting for Friday’s post. I was traumatized by the fridge this week, and then I got busy; and … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, dramatic monologue, epic fail, jammies, office, poetry, reading, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, soliloquy, writing
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Dramatic Monologue: The Fridge’s Resolution
I feel 2011 is already off to a good start. I won a battle (but not the war) with my most hated task: Inputting time sheets for makeup artists. For the last year and a half or so, I printed the original sheets, … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, dramatic monologue, epic fail, holidays, inspiration, kitties, new years eve, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
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Mr. Socks
I hope everybody had a super magical and fabulous Christmas. I sure did. This was without a doubt the best Christmas I’ve ever had in my adult life. It was the first white Christmas in Georgia since 1882, and I spent … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Childrens' books, Christmas, gangsta, holidays, Illustrator, inspiration, kitties, Mr. Socks, poetry, published, receptionist, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing
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