Purrrentice’s Twitter Updates
- How do I get @tiktok_us to give a fuck about bullying? Oh yeah. They don't. 2 months ago
- Litter-Robot is giving away over $10,000 in prizes at free.litter-robot.com!! 😻🎉#freelitterrobot #12days 1 year ago
- Litter-Robot%20is%20giving%20away%20over%20%2410%2C000%20in%20prizes%20at%20http%3A%2F% 2Ffree.litter-robot.com!!%20… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 year ago
- RT @jackboxgames: BREAKING NEWS: On Thursday, October 17th, The Jackbox Party Pack 6 will be released on major digital platforms. Pre-order… 1 year ago
- Litter-Robot is giving away a Litter-Robot 3 Connect each week this summer and I'm entering to win! #scooplesssummer wn.nr/T8zCgb 1 year ago
Category Archives: Honest Tea
Dame Dodging: Yeah, Lady. I Know What Ya Doin’!
One of my Freelance Prentice services/skills is promotional work (sales model, promo model, brand ambassador, booth babe, etc). Some people may find the idea of approaching strangers and talking to them while scantily clad in a short skirt and branded camisole unappealing … Continue reading
Posted in Honest Tea, Jim Beam, Model, Pedobear, Promos, Self esteem, Sometimes Job, Troll face, Uncategorized, Zombies
Tagged Cayrum, Dekuyper, Girl Scouts, Hornitos, Hussy, Red Stag, Rejection, Zombie Strippers
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Spooky Shenanigans and Sheisty Tea
Happy Discounted Candy Day, Everybody! Take a look at my awesome jack-o-lantern I made. It’s a pedo-tastic masterpiece, and I created him all by myself. If that and the fact that my aunt and I scored a Words With Friends … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Coke, Discount candy, Honest Tea, Need New Job, Promos, shenanigans, Uncategorized
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Fridge Palindrome…Yes, I Just Went There
I can’t think of too much to say about this week. Here are two blog articles: Stop and Smell the Fashion and Road Trip Beauty Tips. I got screwed over by one of my side jobs, but what else is … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, Bronies, chores, Epic, Honest Tea, meme, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, office, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
Tagged Dunce, Palindrome, Pedo Bear, script writing, voice acting
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Beer + Disney Movie = Fridge Song
Late posting again?!?!!? Argh! I’ve been ridiculously busy this weekend. I worked for Honest Tea all day Saturday for a festival in Virginia Highlands. It was fun, but after being in the sun for over nine hours, I was ready … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, Bronies, chores, Derpy Hooves, Honest Tea, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
Tagged Hello Kitty, The Lion King
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Milestones and Going on Vacation!
I am so excited! In less than an hour, I will be rid of my receptionist job for a glorious week! I’ll work for Honest Tea tomorrow, and then I’m off on Sunday to DISNEY WORLD with a bunch of … Continue reading
I Feel Like Derpy Hooves Today
I’ve gone from zero to over 9,000 and back to zero in a matter of days. I worked for Honest Tea this weekend for the Sweetwater 420 Fest. I love promotional work, and since I’m so deprived of it, I … Continue reading