Sorry for having no post last Friday, folks. I was in Disney World, the most magical place on Earth. It was an awesome adventure! Unfortunately, the trip ended, and now I’m back to the grind. It was pretty terrible coming back to the front desk, but Disney inspired me to intensify my efforts. Captain Eo also taught me important life lessons and fly dance moves with Fuzzwald (Captain Eo is my new obsession).

Yeah. Double Shades. I'm that cool.

Operation Get the F@!* Outta Here is a go!

Being around so many people who are like me reminded me again just how much I don’t belong at this desk in this office. Not only are my skills and experience pretty much ignored, but my personality is not utilized. These last couple days have been brutal, and I’m just losing my patience with it all. My two year milestone is coming-up, and something needs to be done asap. Now I just have to find out how…

I met the rest of the cast for My Little Pony Abridged, and I can’t wait to get started on the show. I love being in the recording studio, and I can also help with the script. My character, Rarity, was not in episode one, but be assured she will blow your mind in episode two. The first episode is a good start, but I think it will get 20% cooler each time.

It’s just too bad I didn’t get to audition for Pinkie Pie in time. I practiced so much for nothing. My car broke down, so I couldn’t get to the studio. I often think God keeps me on his comedy channel. I also got my first rejection letter for my Mr. Socks book series. Hopefully I will get a positive response from one of the other queries. Oh, and I have a canker sore. Ugh.

Anyways, since I did not have a fridge song for you last week, here is a pretty sweet past one. I’ve already got this week’s planned, and it should be a doozie!

Frigidaire
To the song Telephone by Lady Gaga

Hello, hello, baby.

I know you can’t eat a thing,
Cuz you ain’t got no munchies in the fridge, you see, see.
Wha-wha-what did you forget?
It looked like junk to me.
I’m sorry that I tossed your lunch,
And now you’re hungry.
You’re kinda hungry!
You’re kinda hungry!
I’m sorry that I tossed your lunch,
And now you’re hungry.

Don’t walk out! Don’t blank out!
I don’t want to clean anymore.
Forgotten food makes me dance the break room floor!

Don’t walk out! Don’t blank out!
I won’t tidy-up anymore.
Forgotten food makes me dance the break room floor!

Eh-eh-eh-eh Eh-eh-eh-eh Eh-eh-eh
Don’t leave your food for me
Eh-eh-eh-eh Eh-eh-eh Eh-eh-eh-eh!
Spaghetti
Eh-eh-eh-eh Eh-eh-eh-eh Eh-eh-eh
Don’t leave that crap for me
Eh-eh-eh-eh Eh-eh-eh Eh-eh-eh-eh!

I tossed out your grub in that Tupperware tub.
Baby, I’m gonna clean that Frigidaire!

Trashed that six inch sub and BBQ with a rub!
Baby, I’m gonna clean clean that Frigidaire!

(Btw, Lady Gaga steals your sodas from the fridge for her hairdos!)