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Category Archives: haiku
Cilant-YO! The (Dis)Likability of Cilantro
As my Facebook friends may know (and others may not), I want to start another poetry challenge. What I mean by that is I miss the old school challenges of my fridge poetry days. I’m one of those weird writers … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Freelance Prentice, haiku, poetry, Uncategorized, writing
Tagged Cilantro, Genetics, Poetry Challenge, Tanka
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PMS & Ponies
Oh snap! I fell off the horse with this Throwback: Prentice’s College Poetry Porgfolio blog series. Well, I’m back in the saddle, and speaking of falling off a horse, here is my newest Derpy Con South promo video: The artwork … Continue reading
Posted in Blues, Bronies, Derpy Hooves, Found Poem, Freelance Prentice, Funny Poetry, haiku, limerick, My Little Pony, parody, poetry, superhero, Warning Signs, writing
Tagged Beignet, Cinquain, Dolly Parton, PMS, Terza-rima, Tim Gunn
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It’s Poetry Month Again?!?!
Wow! I can’t believe April is here again. In addition to me getting older and soon getting kicked off unemployment soon and spring and stuff, it is POETRY MONTH! Since I’ve been doing so well with posting on my blog regularly (I … Continue reading
Posted in Freelance Prentice, Funny Poetry, haiku, poetry, Renga, shenanigans
Tagged group poem, Poetry Month, your mom
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The 411 on LOL
It’s been a while since I wrote a poem, and low and behold, I’m suddenly inspired. According to my archives, haiku is my next form. Enjoy this triplet: Oh, League of Legends if you were to die today I’d feel no … Continue reading
Posted in Funny Poetry, Gaming, haiku, poetry
Tagged Dumb boys, League of Legends, leech, Lol, rant, troll face
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Now Join Me In EVIL LAUGHTER!
I just thought I would share my latest voice over musings. Remember that My Little Pony Friendship is Magic comic I recorded for my friend? Well, It’s complete! I did both characters. Enjoy! Also, Signal Fire Studios has a longer sample … Continue reading
Posted in Bronies, Childrens' books, Epic, Equestria Daily, Evil, haiku, Job hunting, My Little Pony, Phone Voice, poetry, Renga, shenanigans, Voice acting
Tagged Chrysalis, Cthulhu, Friendship is Magic, This Day Aria
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So anyways, a haiku
I promised I would start taking an old fridge poem each week and reinvent the poetic form to something more relevant to my life. I decided to do these chronologically. Well, this week is a haiku. In October 2010, I … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Blues, haiku, hopeless
Tagged bleh, cherry blossoms, meh, mood swings, nervous energy, persona 4, super bowl
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