Category Archives: office

Phones are the Devil

Posted on July 11, 2011 by purrrentice

I just want to take a moment on this grumpy Monday to express my deep hatred of phones. I hate the sound the office phone makes. I hate the flashing lights. I hate paging people on the intercom.I hate dealing … Continue reading →

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Doing my Thang ’til the Cows Come Home

Posted on July 9, 2011 by purrrentice

First off, another moment of silence is in order this week. I have had many shoes die recently. My pumps run down to the nail and make that annoying scratching noise when I walk in them. This week though, my favorite … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Captain EO, Childrens' books, chores, Christmas, Dreams, executives, Friday, Heels, holidays, Illustrator, Joie Brown, managers, Michael Jackson, office, poetry, refrigerator, Stilettos, stress, writing | 4 Comments

All Kinds of Shenanigans…Hooray for Three Day Weekends!

Posted on July 3, 2011 by purrrentice

I hate it when I’m late posting my Friday blog. I would have done it yesterday, but I went blackberry picking and boating with my folks. Sorry, blog. Boat wins. I love riding on the lake. It is so relaxing … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, cats, chores, Lolcat, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, writing | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

Something Wicked Friday Comes

Posted on June 24, 2011 by purrrentice

This has been a relatively promising week, especially when compared to last week. I had a phone interview on Monday, and I made the first cut! I will have another interview tomorrow. Yay! I was able to skip work all … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, BFF, blogging, chores, executives, Funny Poetry, Job Interview, meme, MLP FiM Abridged, office, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | 1 Comment

On the Verge of the Verge

Posted on June 18, 2011 by purrrentice

This week was a doozie. I’m going to play plus minus plus and throw in funny work poems. First, here is a limerick I wrote to inform the office that the gigantic, dinosaur printer was broken: The printer is broken … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, Bronies, bullying, Cheese, Childrens' books, chores, epic fail, Funny Poetry, limerick, managers, MLP FiM Abridged, Mr. Socks, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, Pinkie Pie, poetry, QT, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Worst song ever, writing | 1 Comment

Advanced Receptionist Skills: 5 More Things Every Admin Should Know

Posted on June 8, 2011 by purrrentice

You may or may not remember the post I did about the ad I found in the mail for receptionist classes and my own Receptionist 101 Online Course. Well, these jerk wads somehow got my work email and have been … Continue reading →

Posted in Advice, blogging, Joie Brown, Mail, MLP FiM Abridged, Need New Job, office, receptionist, Receptionist Class, refrigerator, shenanigans | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

Beer + Disney Movie = Fridge Song

Posted on June 6, 2011 by purrrentice

Late posting again?!?!!? Argh! I’ve been ridiculously busy this weekend. I worked for Honest Tea all day Saturday for a festival in Virginia Highlands. It was fun, but after being in the sun for over nine hours, I was ready … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, Bronies, chores, Derpy Hooves, Honest Tea, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | Tagged , | 1 Comment

Origins of the Fridge Song: My Lifetime Love Affair with Song Parodies

Posted on May 31, 2011 by purrrentice

Back in October I gave a brief history of the fridge poem, the Big Bang of of my office fame and this blog. Today, we’re going to take an in-depth look at the origins my fridge-related song parodies. I have … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Bang, Christmas, Cosplay, office, parody, Sailor Moon, shenanigans, song writing, writing | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Constrictions and Constrictive Writing

Posted on May 29, 2011 by purrrentice

Wow. Is it already Sunday?! I’ve been meaning to post Friday’s fridge poem, but I was too busy peeling wallpaper in my guest bedroom, and playing with Mario Paint while under the influence of ponies: Man! This video quality sucks. … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Bronies, Childrens' books, chores, epic fail, Makeup Reviews, MLP FiM Abridged, Mr. Socks, Music, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, PRIMP, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

Back to Reality

Posted on May 24, 2011 by purrrentice

Sorry for having no post last Friday, folks. I was in Disney World, the most magical place on Earth. It was an awesome adventure! Unfortunately, the trip ended, and now I’m back to the grind. It was pretty terrible coming … Continue reading →

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