Category Archives: chores

Happy Admin Assistant Appreciation Day!

Happy Admin Assistant Appreciation Day to all my fellow receptionists, admin assistants, secretaries and intern slaves out there! If everybody in your office forgot, at least you got a blogged pat on the back from Miss Prentice! I had a … Continue reading

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Eat Your Heart Out, Nancy Drew!

I got over my quarter life crisis temper tantrum from Monday, and I’m back to my old, write retarded stuff, watch silly cartoons, job hunting self. I realize I haven’t posted my latest blogs for work. Here’s one about the … Continue reading

Posted in Beauty, BFF, blogging, Childrens' books, chores, Easter, Easter Eggs, exfoliation, Illustrator, Joie Brown, Kate Middleton, Mystery, office, portrait, quarter life crisis, receptionist, refrigerator, Royal Wedding, shenanigans, writing | 4 Comments

I Feel Like Derpy Hooves Today

I’ve gone from zero to over 9,000 and back to zero in a matter of days. I worked for Honest Tea this weekend for the Sweetwater 420 Fest. I love promotional work, and since I’m so deprived of it, I … Continue reading

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Fridge Senryu: How Video Games Influence Poetry

So, I wrote a few poems in the last week for work. I need to finish some serious writing for myself, but alas. I haven’t the time, so I must settle for such gems as these: Our Office Complex Had … Continue reading

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We we we so Excited!

It’s been a crazy week, and today has been ridiculous! Like, for real! Joie agrees! Basically, we we we so excited that it’s FRIDAY that we have to express it the best way we know how! Friday Parody of the … Continue reading

Posted in BFF, blogging, Cheese, chores, Friday, Illustrator, Joie Brown, meme, Music, office, parody, Rebecca Black, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, We we we so excited, Worst song ever, writing | 4 Comments

Progress for the Sake of Progress…and a Renga

Sorry for the super late post, Friends! I’ve been everywhere but in front of a computer this weekend, and I’ve just been scatter brained. In the last week, I’ve made some serious efforts to make my lifestyle what I want … Continue reading

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10 Things To Know About Being A Receptionist

While sorting the mail, I found the dumbest ad: For 99 bucks, you can learn how to be the best receptionist! I never read beyond the covers because this made my brain hurt, especially after having two admin jobs under my … Continue reading

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Abecedarian Kadabra!

So, this was a pretty good week, despite the time going slow and the workload being off the chain. My friend Adam sent me this really funny link to an article with Passive Aggressive Fridge Messages. It made my day, … Continue reading

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My Charlie Sheen Interview (about a fridge or course!)

My mood has been up and down this week. I’m blaming PMS, my receptionist butt (which is just a cute way to say I’m getting fat from sitting all day), drinking too much last week and a bad case of … Continue reading

Posted in Aztec Gold, BFF, Bi-winning, blogging, Blues, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen Interview, chores, Happy Meal, Illustrator, Joie Brown, Makeup Reviews, office, PMS, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Tiger Blood, Uncategorized, writing | 2 Comments

BFF ♥

My BFF and personal illustrator, Joie Brown, had a freak, drawing hand incident! Some dumb, drunk chick slammed poor Joie’s fingers in a bathroom door over and over again because the door wouldn’t close. Now her magical fingers are all … Continue reading

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