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Tag Archives: Ode
Portfolio Piece #2: An Ode to Snow Peas
I shared a dramatic monologue from my college poetry portfolio yesterday, and as promised, I am showcasing another. From what I remember, one of the first forms we did was an ode. For those of you who don’t know: Ode … Continue reading
Posted in poetry, writing
Tagged chartreuse, food, Food Porn, meh, Ode, poetry portfolio, snow pea, Snow Peas, veggies
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S*IT! Poetry Month Day Two?!?!
I swear I’m gonna write a poem each day, and it will be worth reading. To draw inspiration from my day, I will rhyme of my experience at Wild Wings Cafe today: a Sonnet to Free Chicken Wangs My love … Continue reading
Posted in Freelance Prentice, sonnet
Tagged Chicken wings, free samples, Ode, sexy lady, wangs
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Cooking 800 Hot Dogs in Ten Minutes AND Writing Odes
My post is so late this go around, and I am irked about it. The last week or so at work has been much like my favorite scene in the episode of The Office called Beach Games: Michael: Okay Pam, … Continue reading
Posted in inspiration, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, Voice acting
Tagged Beach Games, Handout, Happy Birthday You're Adopted Cat, Hot Dogs, Ode, Open Hand, Thankful, THe Office
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Simultaneously Spoiled and Deprived
Sorry for the late post. I’ve been so busy! This has been a strange week or so. I’ve dealt with a lot of drama and stressfeul bullshit, but on the other hand, I’ve received some good praise. One of our … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Funny Poetry, leopard, Lunch box, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
Tagged Ode, Teen Girl Squad, Tomato Sandwich
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