Category Archives: poetry

10 Things To Know About Being A Receptionist

Posted on March 30, 2011 by purrrentice

While sorting the mail, I found the dumbest ad: For 99 bucks, you can learn how to be the best receptionist! I never read beyond the covers because this made my brain hurt, especially after having two admin jobs under my … Continue reading →

Posted in Advice, birthday, blogging, Cadbury Eggs, chores, executives, Mail, managers, office, poetry, receptionist, Receptionist Class, refrigerator, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing | 168 Comments

Abecedarian Kadabra!

Posted on March 26, 2011 by purrrentice

So, this was a pretty good week, despite the time going slow and the workload being off the chain. My friend Adam sent me this really funny link to an article with Passive Aggressive Fridge Messages. It made my day, … Continue reading →

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My Charlie Sheen Interview (about a fridge or course!)

Posted on March 19, 2011 by purrrentice

My mood has been up and down this week. I’m blaming PMS, my receptionist butt (which is just a cute way to say I’m getting fat from sitting all day), drinking too much last week and a bad case of … Continue reading →

Posted in Aztec Gold, BFF, Bi-winning, blogging, Blues, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen Interview, chores, Happy Meal, Illustrator, Joie Brown, Makeup Reviews, office, PMS, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Tiger Blood, Uncategorized, writing | 2 Comments

BFF ♥

Posted on March 16, 2011 by purrrentice

My BFF and personal illustrator, Joie Brown, had a freak, drawing hand incident! Some dumb, drunk chick slammed poor Joie’s fingers in a bathroom door over and over again because the door wouldn’t close. Now her magical fingers are all … Continue reading →

Posted in BFF, blogging, cats, Cheese, Childrens' books, chores, Cosplay, Cream Cheese, dramatic monologue, Dreidel, Epic, Illustrator, inspiration, It's Raining Men, Jimmy Buffett, Joie Brown, Margaritaville, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, Sailor Moon, shenanigans, sonnet, Uncategorized, writing | 5 Comments

Honest Concrete Makeover

Posted on March 5, 2011 by purrrentice

First off, I have to gloat because yesterday my blog got 50 VIEWS IN ONE DAY! Huzzah! To celebrate this momentous blog event (and because it needed to be done soon anyways) I gave Receptionist on the Verge a complete … Continue reading →

Posted in Barbra Streisand, Beer Shower, blogging, Cheese, chores, Concrete Poetry, Dreams, Funny Girl, Heels, Illustrator, Lunch box, Makeup Reviews, office, poetry, Primer, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Stilettos, stress, Tea, writing | 2 Comments

Scatter Brained Tuesday

Posted on March 1, 2011 by purrrentice

My mind is all fuzzy today, scattered like an order of hash browns “All-The-Way” from the WaHo. I want to post something today, but I haven’t really attempted to collect any thoughts until about…………now. I should start off by expressing my relief … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Cheese, chores, Ghazal, Kimo, managers, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, Scattered, shenanigans, Uncategorized, Waffle House, writing | 2 Comments

Epic Ballads from an Epic Writer…

Posted on February 19, 2011 by purrrentice

Happy Saturday, Everybody! I wanted to sleep-in this morning, but since I crashed so early last night (I was ill, tired and kinda melancholy), I’m up for now. I do feel much better after the extra sleep though. This week … Continue reading →

Posted in Apples, Ballad, banana, blogging, cats, chores, Epic, inspiration, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, RuPauls Drag race, Salad, shenanigans, Valentine's Day, writing | 2 Comments

Happy Discounted Candy Day!

Posted on February 15, 2011 by purrrentice

Happy Discounted Candy Day, Everyone! Clearance goodies on February 15th are one of two reasons I don’t consider Valentine’s Day a waste, the second reason being that it helps our sluggish economy. I mean, people spend a lot of money on this … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, chores, Discount candy, Dunkin Donuts, holidays, love, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, Sellout, shenanigans, sonnet, Uncategorized, Valentine's Day, writing | 5 Comments

Cream Cheese: Music to my Ears

Posted on February 12, 2011 by purrrentice

For once, I don’t feel like talking.I’m usually a chatter box, but this has been a long week that tried my patience and self-esteem. I’m feeling antisocial and loser-like, so meh. Here is a blog I wrote this week about … Continue reading →

Posted in Barbra Streisand, Beauty, blogging, cats, Cheese, chores, Cream Cheese, Heels, History, hopeless, Illustrator, inspiration, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Shoes, Stilettos, writing | 1 Comment

What a Week!

Posted on February 5, 2011 by purrrentice

I don’t even know where to begin with this week. It was intense, like camping (Get it? Intense…In tents…). First, I had Nancy a drew mystery. Somebody sent me flowers anonymously, with only a message that said “Prentice, A beautiful woman … Continue reading →

Posted in Angry Birds, blogging, chores, flowers, holidays, inspiration, office, poetry, receptionist, Red, refrigerator, shenanigans, stress, tardiness, The Bed Intruder Song, Uncategorized, writing | 5 Comments