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It’s Raining Men…and…and Serial Killers…and Cheese
Happy Friday! Since I finished my song already and Joie finished the illo, we’re ahead of the game. Throw-in the iced coffee I just drank and BAM! Early blog post! I wrote a bunch of beauty reviews about eye shadow … Continue reading
Refrigeratorville ~ Prenny Buffett Needs a Vacation
Happy Thursday, Y’all. Wait. It’s only Wednesday? Crap. I want to make this post, but I rather be on the coast. Oh my gatos! I need a break! Since I can’t afford a vacation on my measly receptionist wages, we … Continue reading
Epic Ballads from an Epic Writer…
Happy Saturday, Everybody! I wanted to sleep-in this morning, but since I crashed so early last night (I was ill, tired and kinda melancholy), I’m up for now. I do feel much better after the extra sleep though. This week … Continue reading
Posted in Apples, Ballad, banana, blogging, cats, chores, Epic, inspiration, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, RuPauls Drag race, Salad, shenanigans, Valentine's Day, writing
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Happy Discounted Candy Day!
Happy Discounted Candy Day, Everyone! Clearance goodies on February 15th are one of two reasons I don’t consider Valentine’s Day a waste, the second reason being that it helps our sluggish economy. I mean, people spend a lot of money on this … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, Discount candy, Dunkin Donuts, holidays, love, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, Sellout, shenanigans, sonnet, Uncategorized, Valentine's Day, writing
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Fridge-ilicious Beauty Reviews
I don’t know if I mentioned this, but I’m doing a writing internship in addition to all the other crap I do. I embrace any opportunity to increase my experience and visibility in the writing world, and being the resourceful … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Fergie, Makeup Reviews, Mascara, office, parody, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Super Bowl, Viagra, writing
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What a Week!
I don’t even know where to begin with this week. It was intense, like camping (Get it? Intense…In tents…). First, I had Nancy a drew mystery. Somebody sent me flowers anonymously, with only a message that said “Prentice, A beautiful woman … Continue reading
Posted in Angry Birds, blogging, chores, flowers, holidays, inspiration, office, poetry, receptionist, Red, refrigerator, shenanigans, stress, tardiness, The Bed Intruder Song, Uncategorized, writing
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The Fridge Intruder Song
Whew! What a week. This was a rough and tiring one, filled with drama, empty promises, somebody getting fired, more drama, an obscene amount of busy work and a rofl or two. I was so exhausted when I got home … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, Egypt, Music, office, parody, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, The Bed Intruder Song, writing
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The Connection Between Hierarchy and Stress, and Oh Yeah. A Poem, too.
If you follow my Facebook, you know that yesterday was a bad day for me. There was no drama or real reason for me to be such a train wreck. I just woke-up feeling lousy, got overwhelmed with manual labor … Continue reading
Posted in baboons, blogging, cats, chores, Gwen Stefani, office, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, stress, writing
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Please and Thank You
It’s always nice to be asked to do something, rather than be told. Today, I was asked to write a blog article. That’s right. I was asked, with a “please” and a “if you can” and a “if you can’t, … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, executives, Golden Globes 2011, managers, Music, office, please, poetry, published, reading, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, thanks, writing
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