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About purrrentice

Fantastic Voiceover? How About PRENTASTIC VOICEOVER?!?! I'm Prentice Osborne, a full-time, freelance voiceover talent out of Atlanta. My specialty is Millennial, teen and everything in between, and I work in multiple genres of VO, from e-learning to games to cartoons to radio and TV ads. I love the entire VO process, from pen to paper, mouth to mic, cursor to waveform. It's totally Prentabulous! Need some voice work? Bring it on, World! Freelance Prentice is here to blow your mind with laughs, creative magic, mad skills, and a little bit of razzle dazzle!

Progress for the Sake of Progress…and a Renga

Posted on April 3, 2011 by purrrentice

Sorry for the super late post, Friends! I’ve been everywhere but in front of a computer this weekend, and I’ve just been scatter brained. In the last week, I’ve made some serious efforts to make my lifestyle what I want … Continue reading →

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10 Things To Know About Being A Receptionist

Posted on March 30, 2011 by purrrentice

While sorting the mail, I found the dumbest ad: For 99 bucks, you can learn how to be the best receptionist! I never read beyond the covers because this made my brain hurt, especially after having two admin jobs under my … Continue reading →

Posted in Advice, birthday, blogging, Cadbury Eggs, chores, executives, Mail, managers, office, poetry, receptionist, Receptionist Class, refrigerator, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing | 168 Comments

Abecedarian Kadabra!

Posted on March 26, 2011 by purrrentice

So, this was a pretty good week, despite the time going slow and the workload being off the chain. My friend Adam sent me this really funny link to an article with Passive Aggressive Fridge Messages. It made my day, … Continue reading →

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My Charlie Sheen Interview (about a fridge or course!)

Posted on March 19, 2011 by purrrentice

My mood has been up and down this week. I’m blaming PMS, my receptionist butt (which is just a cute way to say I’m getting fat from sitting all day), drinking too much last week and a bad case of … Continue reading →

Posted in Aztec Gold, BFF, Bi-winning, blogging, Blues, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen Interview, chores, Happy Meal, Illustrator, Joie Brown, Makeup Reviews, office, PMS, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Tiger Blood, Uncategorized, writing | 2 Comments

BFF ♥

Posted on March 16, 2011 by purrrentice

My BFF and personal illustrator, Joie Brown, had a freak, drawing hand incident! Some dumb, drunk chick slammed poor Joie’s fingers in a bathroom door over and over again because the door wouldn’t close. Now her magical fingers are all … Continue reading →

Posted in BFF, blogging, cats, Cheese, Childrens' books, chores, Cosplay, Cream Cheese, dramatic monologue, Dreidel, Epic, Illustrator, inspiration, It's Raining Men, Jimmy Buffett, Joie Brown, Margaritaville, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, Sailor Moon, shenanigans, sonnet, Uncategorized, writing | 5 Comments

Lolcats be Makin’ Stacks

Posted on March 12, 2011 by purrrentice

Hi, All. I had this blog written and ready yesterday, but something went wrong, and my post was lost. Oh well, here’s to Saturday morning blogging! The last remnants of my previous manager emerged this week. Though performance reviews and … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, cats, chores, kitties, Lolcats, managers, Mardi Gras, office, Pay Raise, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | 1 Comment

Today’s Theme: Catchy Tunes

Posted on March 9, 2011 by purrrentice

I’m working on a video to audition to be the Purina Cat Chow correspondent. If that doesn’t reek of Prentice, I don’t know what does: (Traveling + Meeting People) KITTIES = Prentice’s Dream Job Anyways, they say that a video … Continue reading →

Posted in birthday, blogging, cats, Chad Dylan Cooper, chores, Ghostbusters, Mario Paint, Music, office, parody, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Sonny With A Chance, writing | 1 Comment

Honest Concrete Makeover

Posted on March 5, 2011 by purrrentice

First off, I have to gloat because yesterday my blog got 50 VIEWS IN ONE DAY! Huzzah! To celebrate this momentous blog event (and because it needed to be done soon anyways) I gave Receptionist on the Verge a complete … Continue reading →

Posted in Barbra Streisand, Beer Shower, blogging, Cheese, chores, Concrete Poetry, Dreams, Funny Girl, Heels, Illustrator, Lunch box, Makeup Reviews, office, poetry, Primer, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Stilettos, stress, Tea, writing | 2 Comments

Attitudes and Strange Dreams

Posted on March 3, 2011 by purrrentice

This morning I made a Facebook post about the weird dreams I had last night, and a friend of mine said I should add crazy dreams to the nonsensical musings that are my blog. So be it. Before bed, I … Continue reading →

Posted in Badger, blogging, Boxxy, cats, Creepy Chan, Dreams, managers, office, receptionist, shenanigans | 1 Comment

Scatter Brained Tuesday

Posted on March 1, 2011 by purrrentice

My mind is all fuzzy today, scattered like an order of hash browns “All-The-Way” from the WaHo. I want to post something today, but I haven’t really attempted to collect any thoughts until about…………now. I should start off by expressing my relief … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Cheese, chores, Ghazal, Kimo, managers, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, Scattered, shenanigans, Uncategorized, Waffle House, writing | 2 Comments