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When Timesheets Attack!
Anybody who has ever talked for me for more than an hour or so probably knows that I hate doing timesheets at work. It’s my least favorite task. I’ve gotten pretty good at finishing them quickly though, much like ripping … Continue reading
Posted in Bazooka, blogging, Blues, Bull Honkey, chores, epic fail, executives, Need New Job, office, shenanigans
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By Your Powers Combined, I’m Driving to the Verge!
This week it occured to me that my car is more than just a car. I have 2005 Hyundai Elantra with custom leather seats, and I love her very much. I spend a lot of time in my car, and … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Captain Planet, chores, Epic, office, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Uncategorized, writing
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I am the Ultimate Morale Booster
So, this probably isn’t news to you, but I am an amazing source to boost morale in the office. The things I’m mostly known for are the fridge poems, listening to people vent, being quirky and participating in any variety … Continue reading
Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory
I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Christmas, epic fail, executives, Funny Poetry, Mascara, Mindless Tasks, Model, Music, Need New Job, receptionist, refrigerator, song writing
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The Sometimes Job
Wow. This has been a manic Monday! I’m going to need some caffeine to get through my evening, Luckily, I have an interview at Starbucks tonight. Now, don’t get too excited, Folks. This is not for a new, full-time position … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Derpy Hooves, Job hunting, Job Interview, Model, Need New Job, office, Promos
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Fridge Palindrome…Yes, I Just Went There
I can’t think of too much to say about this week. Here are two blog articles: Stop and Smell the Fashion and Road Trip Beauty Tips. I got screwed over by one of my side jobs, but what else is … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, Bronies, chores, Epic, Honest Tea, meme, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, office, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
Tagged Dunce, Palindrome, Pedo Bear, script writing, voice acting
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Coffee Scribbles
Like most offices, rather than the world revolving around the sun, the office revolves around a coffee pot. I honestly quit the stuff at work cold turkey because the kind here is gross. Also, it cut some calories out of … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Coffee, Dunkin Donuts, executives, office, parody, PMS, poetry, receptionist, shenanigans, writing
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Phones are the Devil
I just want to take a moment on this grumpy Monday to express my deep hatred of phones. I hate the sound the office phone makes. I hate the flashing lights. I hate paging people on the intercom.I hate dealing … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Need New Job, office, receptionist, shenanigans, Stick Figures, stress
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Doing my Thang ’til the Cows Come Home
First off, another moment of silence is in order this week. I have had many shoes die recently. My pumps run down to the nail and make that annoying scratching noise when I walk in them. This week though, my favorite … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Captain EO, Childrens' books, chores, Christmas, Dreams, executives, Friday, Heels, holidays, Illustrator, Joie Brown, managers, Michael Jackson, office, poetry, refrigerator, Stilettos, stress, writing
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