Category Archives: writing
Cee Lo Green & The Little Caesars Girl
Today I’m going to commemorate one of the most impressive people I’ve ever seen within fifty feet of me. No. This person is no executive or manager or musical performer or superhero or anything like that. I’m talking about the … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, Fuck You, Job hunting, Job Interview, meme, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, writing
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Simultaneously Spoiled and Deprived
Sorry for the late post. I’ve been so busy! This has been a strange week or so. I’ve dealt with a lot of drama and stressfeul bullshit, but on the other hand, I’ve received some good praise. One of our … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Funny Poetry, leopard, Lunch box, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
Tagged Ode, Teen Girl Squad, Tomato Sandwich
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Is there anything you can’t do? Well, I struggle with the top shelf.
In my personal e-mail signature, I refer to myself as a writer, salesmodel and dabbler in all that is awesome. I’ve been doing the dabbling a lot this past week or so, and it has been, in fact, awesome! I wasn’t going … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Epic, Makeup Reviews, office, Phone Voice, PRIMP, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Winning Rhianna, writing
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By Your Powers Combined, I’m Driving to the Verge!
This week it occured to me that my car is more than just a car. I have 2005 Hyundai Elantra with custom leather seats, and I love her very much. I spend a lot of time in my car, and … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Captain Planet, chores, Epic, office, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Uncategorized, writing
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I am the Ultimate Morale Booster
So, this probably isn’t news to you, but I am an amazing source to boost morale in the office. The things I’m mostly known for are the fridge poems, listening to people vent, being quirky and participating in any variety … Continue reading
Fridge Palindrome…Yes, I Just Went There
I can’t think of too much to say about this week. Here are two blog articles: Stop and Smell the Fashion and Road Trip Beauty Tips. I got screwed over by one of my side jobs, but what else is … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, Bronies, chores, Epic, Honest Tea, meme, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, office, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
Tagged Dunce, Palindrome, Pedo Bear, script writing, voice acting
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Coffee Scribbles
Like most offices, rather than the world revolving around the sun, the office revolves around a coffee pot. I honestly quit the stuff at work cold turkey because the kind here is gross. Also, it cut some calories out of … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Coffee, Dunkin Donuts, executives, office, parody, PMS, poetry, receptionist, shenanigans, writing
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Doing my Thang ’til the Cows Come Home
First off, another moment of silence is in order this week. I have had many shoes die recently. My pumps run down to the nail and make that annoying scratching noise when I walk in them. This week though, my favorite … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Captain EO, Childrens' books, chores, Christmas, Dreams, executives, Friday, Heels, holidays, Illustrator, Joie Brown, managers, Michael Jackson, office, poetry, refrigerator, Stilettos, stress, writing
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All Kinds of Shenanigans…Hooray for Three Day Weekends!
I hate it when I’m late posting my Friday blog. I would have done it yesterday, but I went blackberry picking and boating with my folks. Sorry, blog. Boat wins. I love riding on the lake. It is so relaxing … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, blogging, cats, chores, Lolcat, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, writing
Tagged 4th of July, Canada, Captain Planet, Hangman, I'm on a boat
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