Category Archives: Funny Poetry

Knights to Five: Turning Misery into Creative Genius

Posted on March 14, 2012 by purrrentice

I know this post is late, too. Whatever. The next poem on my archives list is not an official form, but it follows an ABB pattern. It’s Fridge-Poem-Era predecessor  is called Herbert The Homeless Hoagie. It’s a pretty touching piece. I … Continue reading →

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I’m Pretty Sure My Cat Is Gone…

Posted on October 15, 2011 by purrrentice

On top of all the craziness in my life, my Bengal cat, Savannah, is gone. I let her out early one Sunday morning without her collar. It had fallen off and needed to be put back on. She was annoying … Continue reading →

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An Ode/Sonnet to my RuPaul Shirt

Posted on October 2, 2011 by purrrentice

Look how delightfully inconsistent I’m going to be this weekend! No post for a couple weeks, and then two pop out of nowhere in a couple days. What can I say? I promised to do some writing, and I did! … Continue reading →

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Simultaneously Spoiled and Deprived

Posted on August 21, 2011 by purrrentice

Sorry for the late post. I’ve been so busy! This has been a strange week or so. I’ve dealt with a lot of drama and stressfeul bullshit, but on the other hand, I’ve received some good praise. One of our … Continue reading →

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I am the Ultimate Morale Booster

Posted on July 31, 2011 by purrrentice

So, this probably isn’t news to you, but I am an amazing source to boost morale in the office. The things I’m mostly known for are the fridge poems, listening to people vent, being quirky and participating in any variety … Continue reading →

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Mindless Tasks at the Chocolate Factory

Posted on July 23, 2011 by purrrentice

I know the Oompa Loompas had to do some weird jobs for Willy Wonka, but I’m sure they understood the logic and reasoning behind it, as whimsical and eccentric as it may have been. There is a lot going on … Continue reading →

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Something Wicked Friday Comes

Posted on June 24, 2011 by purrrentice

This has been a relatively promising week, especially when compared to last week. I had a phone interview on Monday, and I made the first cut! I will have another interview tomorrow. Yay! I was able to skip work all … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, BFF, blogging, chores, executives, Funny Poetry, Job Interview, meme, MLP FiM Abridged, office, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | 1 Comment

On the Verge of the Verge

Posted on June 18, 2011 by purrrentice

This week was a doozie. I’m going to play plus minus plus and throw in funny work poems. First, here is a limerick I wrote to inform the office that the gigantic, dinosaur printer was broken: The printer is broken … Continue reading →

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New Beginnings and New Found Poem

Posted on May 7, 2011 by purrrentice

Before I announce an exciting piece of personal writing news, I want to share a poem I wrote. I loved my poetry class in college. The teacher, my classmates and the workshops all had groovy vibes. My fiction class, however, … Continue reading →

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