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About purrrentice

Fantastic Voiceover? How About PRENTASTIC VOICEOVER?!?! I'm Prentice Osborne, a full-time, freelance voiceover talent out of Atlanta. My specialty is Millennial, teen and everything in between, and I work in multiple genres of VO, from e-learning to games to cartoons to radio and TV ads. I love the entire VO process, from pen to paper, mouth to mic, cursor to waveform. It's totally Prentabulous! Need some voice work? Bring it on, World! Freelance Prentice is here to blow your mind with laughs, creative magic, mad skills, and a little bit of razzle dazzle!

All Kinds of Shenanigans…Hooray for Three Day Weekends!

Posted on July 3, 2011 by purrrentice

I hate it when I’m late posting my Friday blog. I would have done it yesterday, but I went blackberry picking and boating with my folks. Sorry, blog. Boat wins. I love riding on the lake. It is so relaxing … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, cats, chores, Lolcat, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, writing | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

A Valuable Job Hunting Lesson from Prentice…

Posted on June 29, 2011 by purrrentice

So, a few of you may wonder how my interview went last weekend, and others may have assumed that my lack of response meant failure. Well, the interview went well enough, but the job was a multi-level marketing scheme. Yay. … Continue reading →

Posted in Advice, blogging, bullying, epic fail, Evil, Job Interview, Need New Job, receptionist, shenanigans, Uncategorized, Warning Signs, writing | 2 Comments

Plagiarism is Wrong…and so are Speed Writing Contests

Posted on June 27, 2011 by purrrentice

  Many people spend their Saturday nights in a dance club or partying. I spent mine participating in the Equestria Daily Speed Fan Fiction Contest. Basically, MLP fans had two hours to write a short story about Rainbow Dash being … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Bronies, Cutie Mark, Derpy Hooves, Iron Chef, My Little Pony, Pinkie Pie, published, Rarity, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing | 1 Comment

Something Wicked Friday Comes

Posted on June 24, 2011 by purrrentice

This has been a relatively promising week, especially when compared to last week. I had a phone interview on Monday, and I made the first cut! I will have another interview tomorrow. Yay! I was able to skip work all … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, BFF, blogging, chores, executives, Funny Poetry, Job Interview, meme, MLP FiM Abridged, office, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | 1 Comment

On the Verge of the Verge

Posted on June 18, 2011 by purrrentice

This week was a doozie. I’m going to play plus minus plus and throw in funny work poems. First, here is a limerick I wrote to inform the office that the gigantic, dinosaur printer was broken: The printer is broken … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, Bronies, bullying, Cheese, Childrens' books, chores, epic fail, Funny Poetry, limerick, managers, MLP FiM Abridged, Mr. Socks, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, Pinkie Pie, poetry, QT, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Worst song ever, writing | 1 Comment

bummed and bummin it

Posted on June 12, 2011 by purrrentice

Okay, I am bummed this week and bummining it! I may or may not have a published blog with Pur, and it seems my internship is ignoring me in regards to my mascara article. I was also blown off from … Continue reading →

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Advanced Receptionist Skills: 5 More Things Every Admin Should Know

Posted on June 8, 2011 by purrrentice

You may or may not remember the post I did about the ad I found in the mail for receptionist classes and my own Receptionist 101 Online Course. Well, these jerk wads somehow got my work email and have been … Continue reading →

Posted in Advice, blogging, Joie Brown, Mail, MLP FiM Abridged, Need New Job, office, receptionist, Receptionist Class, refrigerator, shenanigans | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

Beer + Disney Movie = Fridge Song

Posted on June 6, 2011 by purrrentice

Late posting again?!?!!? Argh! I’ve been ridiculously busy this weekend. I worked for Honest Tea all day Saturday for a festival in Virginia Highlands. It was fun, but after being in the sun for over nine hours, I was ready … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, Bronies, chores, Derpy Hooves, Honest Tea, MLP FiM Abridged, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | Tagged , | 1 Comment

Origins of the Fridge Song: My Lifetime Love Affair with Song Parodies

Posted on May 31, 2011 by purrrentice

Back in October I gave a brief history of the fridge poem, the Big Bang of of my office fame and this blog. Today, we’re going to take an in-depth look at the origins my fridge-related song parodies. I have … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Bang, Christmas, Cosplay, office, parody, Sailor Moon, shenanigans, song writing, writing | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Constrictions and Constrictive Writing

Posted on May 29, 2011 by purrrentice

Wow. Is it already Sunday?! I’ve been meaning to post Friday’s fridge poem, but I was too busy peeling wallpaper in my guest bedroom, and playing with Mario Paint while under the influence of ponies: Man! This video quality sucks. … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Bronies, Childrens' books, chores, epic fail, Makeup Reviews, MLP FiM Abridged, Mr. Socks, Music, My Little Pony, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, PRIMP, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment