Category Archives: poetry
The Fridge Intruder Song
Whew! What a week. This was a rough and tiring one, filled with drama, empty promises, somebody getting fired, more drama, an obscene amount of busy work and a rofl or two. I was so exhausted when I got home … Continue reading
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Please and Thank You
It’s always nice to be asked to do something, rather than be told. Today, I was asked to write a blog article. That’s right. I was asked, with a “please” and a “if you can” and a “if you can’t, … Continue reading
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What’s your sign? Well, I’m a horny fish!
Hi, All. Before I delve into this week’s fridge poem, I have to discuss the recent news about astrological signs changing. I know. I know. Since we adopted the seasonal, Westernized zodiac (rather then the Eastern one that is based … Continue reading
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Fridge Reading on a Snow Day
I want to apologize to all eleven of you who read my blog and the 1 or 2 who may have been waiting for Friday’s post. I was traumatized by the fridge this week, and then I got busy; and … Continue reading
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Dramatic Monologue: The Fridge’s Resolution
I feel 2011 is already off to a good start. I won a battle (but not the war) with my most hated task: Inputting time sheets for makeup artists. For the last year and a half or so, I printed the original sheets, … Continue reading
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Mr. Socks
I hope everybody had a super magical and fabulous Christmas. I sure did. This was without a doubt the best Christmas I’ve ever had in my adult life. It was the first white Christmas in Georgia since 1882, and I spent … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Childrens' books, Christmas, gangsta, holidays, Illustrator, inspiration, kitties, Mr. Socks, poetry, published, receptionist, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing
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Getting in the Christmas Spirit
Today has been a mind-numbing day. It hasn’t been bad, but it just won’t end, and my eyes are all dry from this recycled office air. Nonetheless, I’m getting excited about the holidays. This is the best time of year … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Christmas, Folk Music, holidays, kitties, Music, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, reindeer, shenanigans, writing
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Working On My Day Off
I am on vacation this week! Every Friday last summer, the office got to leave two hours early, except for the customer service team and your’s truly. In lieu of leaving early, it was decided that we would get comp … Continue reading
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The Revenge of Terrence
First off, among all the many things I’m thankful for this year, I am stoked to announce that I have my first legitimate fan that is not my husband or my best friend, somebody completely outside my circle of friends. … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, Evil, gangsta, holidays, Illustrator, inspiration, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Thanksgiving, Turkey, writing
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Terrence the Disgruntled Trash Turkey
Ahhh snap! It’s almost time to go for a beautiful, glorious, 4-day weekend in the name of Thanksgiving! Even though I made a fridge post just now here at the office, I’m going to show you the post I did … Continue reading
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