Bioshock Infinite: A Rhyming Review

Yes, I know. I didn’t get a poem written yesterday. I started one but didn’t finish it yet. I do have a game review I want to do, so to make-up for yesterday, I will do a rhyming review, some poetic gaming prose…on Bioshock Infinite.

Some gamers were quite skeptical,
of the latest Bioshock,
but I found it exceptional,
and my husband thought it rocked,

We played this game together,
because I suck at first person shooters.
We were two nerd birds of a feather,
playing video games instead of going to Hooters.

Bioshock Infinite holds its own,bioshock_infinite_banner-580x348
not needing Bioshock as a crutch,
it’s plot and setting stands alone,
I liked steam punk cloud world very much.

But, it’s cohesive in the series,
with a mass corruption theme,
and quirky, sci-fi theories,
and classic propaganda schemes!

The graphics were so stunning,
especially while flying.
The plot line kept me running,
literally…or I’d be dying!bsi03

Instead of fighting zombie things,
we fought soldiers head-to-head,
my husband played on hardest setting,
and often ended-up dead.

He said he preferred the controls,
for fighting in this game.
Besides, who can’t love a rollar coaster death roll,
or shooting dudes you just set aflame?!

Severe Hottie!

Severe Hottie!

You play as Booker Dewitt,
to the towns folk a forgettable man,
despite his machete arm and gun outfit,
and love of stealing stuff and eating from trash cans.

Elizabeth is the chick who you steal away,
who does not die in battle! Hip hip hooray!
She’s a genius but cray cray to say the least.
She looks like Scarlet Johannson  meets Bell from Beauty and the Beast!

So yeah. This game was awesome,
I highly recommend it.
The graphics are pretty, the gameplay is fun,
and the story line is splendid!

About purrrentice

Fantastic Voiceover? How About PRENTASTIC VOICEOVER?!?! I'm Prentice Osborne, a full-time, freelance voiceover talent out of Atlanta. My specialty is Millennial, teen and everything in between, and I work in multiple genres of VO, from e-learning to games to cartoons to radio and TV ads. I love the entire VO process, from pen to paper, mouth to mic, cursor to waveform. It's totally Prentabulous! Need some voice work? Bring it on, World! Freelance Prentice is here to blow your mind with laughs, creative magic, mad skills, and a little bit of razzle dazzle!
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