Category Archives: office

Simultaneously Spoiled and Deprived

Sorry for the late post. I’ve been so busy! This has been a strange week or so. I’ve dealt with a lot of drama and stressfeul bullshit, but on the other hand, I’ve received some good praise. One of our … Continue reading

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Is there anything you can’t do? Well, I struggle with the top shelf.

In my personal e-mail signature, I refer to myself as a writer, salesmodel and dabbler in all that is awesome. I’ve been doing the dabbling a lot this past week or so, and it has been, in fact, awesome! I wasn’t going … Continue reading

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The Mini Fridge Custody Battle

Before I discuss the madness that is the mini breakroom, I forgot to insert this hilarious image into my Captain Planet post! I thought it pertained to the whole save the planet/ clean the fridge crossover: Strangely enough, the smaller … Continue reading

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When Timesheets Attack!

Anybody who has ever talked for me for more than an hour or so probably knows that I hate doing timesheets at work. It’s my least favorite task. I’ve gotten pretty good at finishing them quickly though, much like ripping … Continue reading

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By Your Powers Combined, I’m Driving to the Verge!

This week it occured to me that my car is more than just a car. I have 2005 Hyundai Elantra with custom leather seats, and I love her very much. I spend a lot of time in my car, and … Continue reading

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I am the Ultimate Morale Booster

So, this probably isn’t news to you, but I am an amazing source to boost morale in the office. The things I’m mostly known for are the fridge poems, listening to people vent, being quirky and participating in any variety … Continue reading

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Someday…I can be sick…

Yesterday I had some kind of head cold plague. I couldn’t breathe, felt prickly and was super irritable. I needed to go home and sleep, but I don’t call-in sick. I vowed weeks ago (in the linked blog post), after … Continue reading

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The Sometimes Job

Wow. This has been a manic Monday! I’m going to need some caffeine to get through my evening, Luckily, I have an interview at Starbucks tonight. Now, don’t get too excited, Folks. This is not for a new, full-time position … Continue reading

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Fridge Palindrome…Yes, I Just Went There

I can’t think of too much to say about this week. Here are two blog articles: Stop and Smell the Fashion and Road Trip Beauty Tips. I got screwed over by one of my side jobs, but what else is … Continue reading

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Coffee Scribbles

Like most offices, rather than the world revolving around the sun, the office revolves around a coffee pot. I honestly quit the stuff at work cold turkey because the kind here is gross. Also, it cut some calories out of … Continue reading

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