Category Archives: writing

The Twelve Days of Fridgemas

I did not do a fridge song last Friday because I called-in sick. It was one of those daunting, icky weeks, and by Friday, I just couldn’t do it. I couldn’t leave my house and go to that desk. Oh … Continue reading

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Bah Humbug! We’re Doing Hanukkah This Week!

So, it only took a day or so for work to kill my Christmas buzz. Today was crazy and stupid, and it left me feeling a severe case of the Bah Humbugs. I didn’t go to business school, but I … Continue reading

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Getting in the Christmas Spirit

Today has been a mind-numbing day. It hasn’t been bad, but it just won’t end, and my eyes are all dry from this recycled office air. Nonetheless, I’m getting excited about the holidays. This is the best time of year … Continue reading

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Working On My Day Off

I am on vacation this week! Every Friday last summer, the office got to leave two hours early, except for the customer service team and your’s truly.  In lieu of leaving early, it was decided that we would get comp … Continue reading

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The Revenge of Terrence

First off, among all the many things I’m thankful for this year, I am stoked to announce that I have my first legitimate fan that is not my husband or my best friend, somebody completely outside my circle of friends. … Continue reading

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Terrence the Disgruntled Trash Turkey

Ahhh snap! It’s almost time to go for a beautiful, glorious, 4-day weekend in the name of Thanksgiving! Even though I made a fridge post just now here at the office, I’m going to show you the post I did … Continue reading

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Say I, The Lyrical Peacock

According to Kevin from IT, I am a Lyrical Peacock. I forgot how this came about in conversation, but I’ll take the compliment. Not every writer can say they received this exact comparison/compliment, though my goal is to go from … Continue reading

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Happy Clean-Out Your Fridge Day!

In celebration of the momentous holiday…the trashiest fridge song I can find in my archives (Ke$ha was the best(?) thing I could come-up with. Lol). Fridge-Frock To Tic-Tok by Ke$ha Leavin’ every Friday, wavin’ to P-Diddles, You grab yo stuff, … Continue reading

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Kickin’ it Old School Today

It’s a good thing my fridge song was inspired by Apple Day last week. My parents and I were listening to a Peter, Paul & Mary album and swore there was a track done by The Mamas & The Papas on … Continue reading

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Bloggin’ at the Bottom of the Food Chain

My fridge memos were a hit from the first week I graced the boring office world with their presence. If my fridge poems were #1 jams, I would be like Lady Gaga or something, crazy and crazy famous. Alas, the … Continue reading

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