Tragic, Killer Robot – Zombie Love

This week I was going to continue my poetic, time traveling adventure, reaching back into the archives of my blog and reinventing the fridge poems, but I was distracted by my friend Angie’s Twitter post:

Today I got my students writing sonnets about zombies and killer robots. #TeacherWin

Illustrated by the amazing Joie Brown! Friendship once again proves to be magic.

It..is..ON!

I did do a fridge sonnet back in February 2011. I posted it here, in Happy Discounted Candy Day, but this one is way better. Enjoy.

Love Data Malfunction

I am a killer robot lost in love,
designed and programmed to destroy undead,
until a cowering corpse looked-up above.
Transfixed, I could not laser-beam her head.

I picked her up, careful not to crush her.
Her single eye was brighter than a gem.
When she bit me as I tried to brush her,
my sensors overloaded to the brim!

Oh, my zombie lover, fair and festering,
I can not smell you, for I have no nose!
I’ll corrupt commands I’m sequestering,
To save this killer robot’s zombie rose!

Command does not compute, does not compute.
Malfunction Self Destruct Mode, execute.

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About purrrentice

Fantastic Voiceover? How About PRENTASTIC VOICEOVER?!?! I'm Prentice Osborne, a full-time, freelance voiceover talent out of Atlanta. My specialty is Millennial, teen and everything in between, and I work in multiple genres of VO, from e-learning to games to cartoons to radio and TV ads. I love the entire VO process, from pen to paper, mouth to mic, cursor to waveform. It's totally Prentabulous! Need some voice work? Bring it on, World! Freelance Prentice is here to blow your mind with laughs, creative magic, mad skills, and a little bit of razzle dazzle!
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