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Refrigeratorville ~ Prenny Buffett Needs a Vacation
Happy Thursday, Y’all. Wait. It’s only Wednesday? Crap. I want to make this post, but I rather be on the coast. Oh my gatos! I need a break! Since I can’t afford a vacation on my measly receptionist wages, we … Continue reading
Happy Discounted Candy Day!
Happy Discounted Candy Day, Everyone! Clearance goodies on February 15th are one of two reasons I don’t consider Valentine’s Day a waste, the second reason being that it helps our sluggish economy. I mean, people spend a lot of money on this … Continue reading
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What a Week!
I don’t even know where to begin with this week. It was intense, like camping (Get it? Intense…In tents…). First, I had Nancy a drew mystery. Somebody sent me flowers anonymously, with only a message that said “Prentice, A beautiful woman … Continue reading
Posted in Angry Birds, blogging, chores, flowers, holidays, inspiration, office, poetry, receptionist, Red, refrigerator, shenanigans, stress, tardiness, The Bed Intruder Song, Uncategorized, writing
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Mr. Socks
I hope everybody had a super magical and fabulous Christmas. I sure did. This was without a doubt the best Christmas I’ve ever had in my adult life. It was the first white Christmas in Georgia since 1882, and I spent … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, Childrens' books, Christmas, gangsta, holidays, Illustrator, inspiration, kitties, Mr. Socks, poetry, published, receptionist, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing
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Bloggin’ at the Bottom of the Food Chain
My fridge memos were a hit from the first week I graced the boring office world with their presence. If my fridge poems were #1 jams, I would be like Lady Gaga or something, crazy and crazy famous. Alas, the … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, epic fail, office, porno, receptionist, sharks, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing
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Happy Birthday….
So, this week marks the year anniversary of the fridge poem. I wish I cared about this more, but ummm…I kinda don’t. I love my fridge poetry and all but yeah. This was supposed to prove I’m awesome, and though it did, … Continue reading
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Losing and Limericks
Have you ever been at a point in your life when losing just seems to be the norm? Wouldn’t it just be nice to win one? It doesn’t matter what, but I just want a tiny sample of success, so … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, epic fail, Halloween, inspiration, limerick, office, receptionist, sharks, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing, yogurt
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The Conclusion of Icebox Murder Mystery: Orange you glad I didn’t slay banana?
Here it is, folks. The final chapter of my mystery series. I even got Joie Brown, my #1 homie and personal illustrator, to depict an image of the story for me. Enjoy. Sammie Sandwich, Madame Baking Soda, Soda Pop Perez, … Continue reading
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Icebox Murder Mystery: Orange you glad I didn’t slay banana?
Hi, All. It’s Friday, and this week I did not write my fridge memo ahead of time (shame on me for procrastinating). I can’t help it. I just wasn’t inspired. I was going to do a poem called Laments of a … Continue reading
Posted in Halloween, murder mystery, office, receptionist, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing
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When I Rickrolled the Office
So far I don’t have a very refined writing career, but as my mother says to the youngsters at her substitute teacher job, “You get what you get, and you don’t pitch a fit.” Makeup blogs and interoffice memos aren’t glamorous, … Continue reading
Posted in office, receptionist, rickroll, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing
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