Category Archives: receptionist

Pantoum-monium!

First off, HAPPY ST. PATTY’S DAY! Yay for wearing green and getting drunk! I actually get to go to Legoland today, and while I’m out, you can enjoy a Pantoum. Back in December 2010, I wrote about my vacation in … Continue reading

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Knights to Five: Turning Misery into Creative Genius

I know this post is late, too. Whatever. The next poem on my archives list is not an official form, but it follows an ABB pattern. It’s Fridge-Poem-Era predecessor  is called Herbert The Homeless Hoagie. It’s a pretty touching piece. I … Continue reading

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Cooking 800 Hot Dogs in Ten Minutes AND Writing Odes

My post is so late this go around, and I am irked about it. The last week or so at work has been much like my favorite scene in the episode of The Office called Beach Games: Michael: Okay Pam, … Continue reading

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Grrrl, you bettah werk!

As anybody who has been a receptionist knows, the job is horrible for your figure! All that sitting results in what I call “The Receptionist Butt.” Even before I was laid-off from my last job, I was fighting the admin … Continue reading

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Looking Back and Moving Forward: The Best of Receptionist on the Verge

Every time I visit my blog, I see the posts that have been viewed the most in the past week. Then I found that I could dig and find the top blogs of all time! Curiosity finally overwhelmed me, and … Continue reading

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Who Doesn’t Love Vending Machines?

First off, I want to tell you about the amazing thing I invented all by myself…in a dream. The other night, I dreamed I genetically created a hybrid plant. I combined celery and apples and called it Apple Sticks, and this convenient … Continue reading

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Freelance Prentice: With More Sh*t to do Than You Can Wave a Stick At

Holy crap! I feel so bad that I haven’t posted lately. I’ve been a busy bee! You may have noticed my blog had some work done, like botox, ass lift, new title, implants, etc. It’s time for some change, and … Continue reading

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