Who Doesn’t Love Vending Machines?

First off, I want to tell you about the amazing thing I invented all by myself…in a dream. The other night, I dreamed I genetically created a hybrid plant. I combined celery and apples and called it Apple Sticks, and this convenient and delicious fregitable revolutionized all that is healthy snacking. Ants on a log never saw this coming!

If I were a botanist, I would make this and be a bazillionaire. Even GMO protesters could not deny the delectable genius of this combination.

That being said, I finally have decided to make an official announcement about something seemingly significant. I no longer work at that $hitty makeup company. It’s over. Done. Before you ask…no, I did not quit. Yes, I am fine, and yes. My last fridge poem was to Cee Lo Green’s F*ck You. My only regrets? Censoring that song and not getting laid-off sooner. Why didn’t I tell you sooner? Because I didn’t want people to worry about me. I’m a resilient and surprisingly stoic young lady.

Right now I am a voice over talent and part-time studio assistant at Creative Studios of Atlanta. This is a great place, filled with good vibes and optimal networking potential. If you’re an actor looking for some classes or a voice over talent looking for coaching/demos/etc., check it out! My commercial voice demo is complete, and I may try my hand at acting. I mean, I had people convinced at my old job that I liked being there for two years. I clearly have acting talent.

Who doesn't love a vending machine?

This new studio assistant gig is loaded with new people, new responsibilities, and of course, new funny tasks. This week, I had to refill the vending machine. I actually love doing this. I’m not sure why. Perhaps it tickles my old, AMC memories of restocking candy. I was well known for my Candy Train! I have to say that as I was loading the machine with snacks, I thought about how much the kids who attend classes LOVE this machine. I mean, all kids enjoy clinking change into a vending machine and picking a favorite treat. Maybe seeing how much pleasure it brings them to see a seventy five cent packet of Reeses drop during a snack break is what makes me like restocking so much. Those kids do make my Tuesdays a blast. Perhaps I’ll write a poem about that soon.

I DO think I will attempt National Novel Writing Month and write Reception Perception, my book about that $hitty receptionist job that had me on the verge. Maybe this book will actually sell…What do you think? Third book’s the charm?

About purrrentice

Fantastic Voiceover? How About PRENTASTIC VOICEOVER?!?! I'm Prentice Osborne, a full-time, freelance voiceover talent out of Atlanta. My specialty is Millennial, teen and everything in between, and I work in multiple genres of VO, from e-learning to games to cartoons to radio and TV ads. I love the entire VO process, from pen to paper, mouth to mic, cursor to waveform. It's totally Prentabulous! Need some voice work? Bring it on, World! Freelance Prentice is here to blow your mind with laughs, creative magic, mad skills, and a little bit of razzle dazzle!
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