Category Archives: receptionist

Grrrl, you bettah werk!

Posted on February 21, 2012 by purrrentice

As anybody who has been a receptionist knows, the job is horrible for your figure! All that sitting results in what I call “The Receptionist Butt.” Even before I was laid-off from my last job, I was fighting the admin … Continue reading →

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Looking Back and Moving Forward: The Best of Receptionist on the Verge

Posted on January 26, 2012 by purrrentice

Every time I visit my blog, I see the posts that have been viewed the most in the past week. Then I found that I could dig and find the top blogs of all time! Curiosity finally overwhelmed me, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Concrete Poetry, Creepy Chan, Derpy Hooves, Disney World, My Little Pony, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, receptionist, refrigerator | Tagged , | 3 Comments

Who Doesn’t Love Vending Machines?

Posted on October 30, 2011 by purrrentice

First off, I want to tell you about the amazing thing I invented all by myself…in a dream. The other night, I dreamed I genetically created a hybrid plant. I combined celery and apples and called it Apple Sticks, and this convenient … Continue reading →

Posted in Cee Lo Greem, Creative Studios, CSA, Cutie Mark, Demo, NaNoWriMo, receptionist, Voice acting | Leave a comment

Freelance Prentice: With More Sh*t to do Than You Can Wave a Stick At

Posted on September 14, 2011 by purrrentice

Holy crap! I feel so bad that I haven’t posted lately. I’ve been a busy bee! You may have noticed my blog had some work done, like botox, ass lift, new title, implants, etc. It’s time for some change, and … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Bronies, Cutie Mark, Derpy Hooves, Freelance Prentice, My Little Pony, office, Phone Voice, poetry, receptionist, reindeer, Uncategorized, Voice acting, writing | 1 Comment

Cee Lo Green & The Little Caesars Girl

Posted on August 27, 2011 by purrrentice

Today I’m going to commemorate one of the most impressive people I’ve ever seen within fifty feet of me. No. This person is no executive or manager or musical performer or superhero or anything like that. I’m talking about the … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, chores, Fuck You, Job hunting, Job Interview, meme, Need New Job, office, parody, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, writing | 2 Comments

Simultaneously Spoiled and Deprived

Posted on August 21, 2011 by purrrentice

Sorry for the late post. I’ve been so busy! This has been a strange week or so. I’ve dealt with a lot of drama and stressfeul bullshit, but on the other hand, I’ve received some good praise. One of our … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Funny Poetry, leopard, Lunch box, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Is there anything you can’t do? Well, I struggle with the top shelf.

Posted on August 13, 2011 by purrrentice

In my personal e-mail signature, I refer to myself as a writer, salesmodel and dabbler in all that is awesome. I’ve been doing the dabbling a lot this past week or so, and it has been, in fact, awesome! I wasn’t going … Continue reading →

Posted in Beauty, blogging, chores, Epic, Makeup Reviews, office, Phone Voice, PRIMP, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Winning Rhianna, writing | 4 Comments

The Mini Fridge Custody Battle

Posted on August 11, 2011 by purrrentice

Before I discuss the madness that is the mini breakroom, I forgot to insert this hilarious image into my Captain Planet post! I thought it pertained to the whole save the planet/ clean the fridge crossover: Strangely enough, the smaller … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Captain Planet, Cheese, chores, epic fail, Free Food, Frozen Caveman, office, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, yogurt | 2 Comments

By Your Powers Combined, I’m Driving to the Verge!

Posted on August 5, 2011 by purrrentice

This week it occured to me that my car is more than just a car. I have 2005 Hyundai Elantra with custom leather seats, and I love her very much. I spend a lot of time in my car, and … Continue reading →

Posted in blogging, Captain Planet, chores, Epic, office, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, song writing, Uncategorized, writing | 1 Comment

I am the Ultimate Morale Booster

Posted on July 31, 2011 by purrrentice

So, this probably isn’t news to you, but I am an amazing source to boost morale in the office. The things I’m mostly known for are the fridge poems, listening to people vent, being quirky and participating in any variety … Continue reading →

Posted in acrostic poem, blogging, chores, Coffee, Dunkin Donuts, Free Food, Funny Poetry, Joie Brown, Need New Job, office, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, Uncategorized, writing | 1 Comment