Cow Day 2012: Great Success

When life hands you lemons, most people make lemonade. F*ck that. I make it rain lemonade and chicken! This is the best use of my time unemployed yet:

My fridge is never this full. Wow.

Unless you live under a rock…or haven’t known me for very long, you know that every year I celebrate Cow Appreciation Day. In the Osledge abode, this holiday is like Christmas and Halloween put together. On this magical day, if you dress like a cow “head to hoof,” you get a free combo at Chick-fil-a. Now, most normal people dress-up and visit their local Chickie for a single meal and post cute pics on Facebook. My herd, however, goes Chick-or-Treating. This means we hit as many locations as possible and store the delicious food for later consumption.

My Herd! Love my boys!

Since I’m jobless, this was the first year I was able to really take Cow Day seriously, like for realsies serious. In years past I had to be Business Cow-sual and work around a lame-ass job, but this year I am proud to say that my stampede had a need to feed and a moo-d for food! We hit a lucky 13 stores and obtained over three hundred dollars worth of food AND a sticker! We were also featured on two different FB pages! Woot!

I know a few of you are giving your screen the stank eye and saying “But Prentice, this is going to ruin your hard work with Insanity. For shame!” Wrong! I have dubbed all the fries and nuggets Hippy & Husband Kibble (Boys are expensive to feed. This was a bargain!). While they nom on chickie chunks, I have a bunch of Spicy Cool Wraps. I remove the excess bread and use hot sauce instead of dressing. Instead of fries, I eat half of one of those with healthy sides from home. Thanks for your concern though. I wanna get skinny!

Gotta Have More Gay Cowbell!

Another thing you may be wondering is “Prentice. You are a solid supporter of the LGBTQ community. How can you even go to Chick-fil-a? Ummm…I didn’t pay for anything. On top of that, I wore a homemade, gay pride cow bell to each store. It was both loud and proud. Don’t you think foraging three hundred dollars worth of free chicken whilst dinging and ringing around in a rainbow cow bell is hell of a fun and effective protest? Besides, Willam liked my idea on his fan page and is always down to Chow Down at Chick-fil-a:

So, the only reason you have to be hatin’ is you wish you had thought of this! Word!


About purrrentice

Fantastic Voiceover? How About PRENTASTIC VOICEOVER?!?! I'm Prentice Osborne, a full-time, freelance voiceover talent out of Atlanta. My specialty is Millennial, teen and everything in between, and I work in multiple genres of VO, from e-learning to games to cartoons to radio and TV ads. I love the entire VO process, from pen to paper, mouth to mic, cursor to waveform. It's totally Prentabulous! Need some voice work? Bring it on, World! Freelance Prentice is here to blow your mind with laughs, creative magic, mad skills, and a little bit of razzle dazzle!
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