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Terrence the Disgruntled Trash Turkey
Ahhh snap! It’s almost time to go for a beautiful, glorious, 4-day weekend in the name of Thanksgiving! Even though I made a fridge post just now here at the office, I’m going to show you the post I did … Continue reading
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Say I, The Lyrical Peacock
According to Kevin from IT, I am a Lyrical Peacock. I forgot how this came about in conversation, but I’ll take the compliment. Not every writer can say they received this exact comparison/compliment, though my goal is to go from … Continue reading
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Happy Clean-Out Your Fridge Day!
In celebration of the momentous holiday…the trashiest fridge song I can find in my archives (Ke$ha was the best(?) thing I could come-up with. Lol). Fridge-Frock To Tic-Tok by Ke$ha Leavin’ every Friday, wavin’ to P-Diddles, You grab yo stuff, … Continue reading
Kickin’ it Old School Today
It’s a good thing my fridge song was inspired by Apple Day last week. My parents and I were listening to a Peter, Paul & Mary album and swore there was a track done by The Mamas & The Papas on … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, chores, Folk Music, Illustrator, inspiration, Markers, Music, office, Paul and Mary, Peter, poetry, receptionist, refrigerator, shenanigans, writing
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Bloggin’ at the Bottom of the Food Chain
My fridge memos were a hit from the first week I graced the boring office world with their presence. If my fridge poems were #1 jams, I would be like Lady Gaga or something, crazy and crazy famous. Alas, the … Continue reading
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Apple Induced Inspiration
Despite the fact that I was a tad bit hungover today, I had a wonderful time. My family and I went on our annual day trip to the North GA mountains to do a little hiking and visit the ever … Continue reading
Posted in Apples, blogging, Folk Music, inspiration, Music, office, poetry, Puff the Magic Dragon, receptionist, shenanigans, writing
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Happy Birthday….
So, this week marks the year anniversary of the fridge poem. I wish I cared about this more, but ummm…I kinda don’t. I love my fridge poetry and all but yeah. This was supposed to prove I’m awesome, and though it did, … Continue reading
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Losing and Limericks
Have you ever been at a point in your life when losing just seems to be the norm? Wouldn’t it just be nice to win one? It doesn’t matter what, but I just want a tiny sample of success, so … Continue reading
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The Conclusion of Icebox Murder Mystery: Orange you glad I didn’t slay banana?
Here it is, folks. The final chapter of my mystery series. I even got Joie Brown, my #1 homie and personal illustrator, to depict an image of the story for me. Enjoy. Sammie Sandwich, Madame Baking Soda, Soda Pop Perez, … Continue reading
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Flows so sick, makes you wanna put yo food-up!
In case you didn’t understand my title, it is a play on one of the lines from my favorite Little Wayne song “Phone Home.” Shame on you for not being as gangsta as me. For shame! Today, an epic … Continue reading
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