Author Archives: purrrentice
Cow Day 2012: Great Success
When life hands you lemons, most people make lemonade. F*ck that. I make it rain lemonade and chicken! This is the best use of my time unemployed yet: Unless you live under a rock…or haven’t known me for very long, … Continue reading
Oh Yeah…I Almost Forgot This is a Writing Blog…
Holy crap. It’s been over two months since I wrote a poem. I know I’ve written other things since then, but I also know that I’ve been slacking in the writing department lately. I guess I’ve been depressed since getting … Continue reading
Posted in Bronies, Freelance Prentice, My Little Pony, office, Pinkie Pie, poetry, Sheisty
Tagged Confetti, Grenade, Party Cannon, Silence is Golden, unemployment
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Dame Dodging: Yeah, Lady. I Know What Ya Doin’!
One of my Freelance Prentice services/skills is promotional work (sales model, promo model, brand ambassador, booth babe, etc). Some people may find the idea of approaching strangers and talking to them while scantily clad in a short skirt and branded camisole unappealing … Continue reading
Posted in Honest Tea, Jim Beam, Model, Pedobear, Promos, Self esteem, Sometimes Job, Troll face, Uncategorized, Zombies
Tagged Cayrum, Dekuyper, Girl Scouts, Hornitos, Hussy, Red Stag, Rejection, Zombie Strippers
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Receptionist Ass, Meet Insanoflex!
Spoiler Alert: This is my formal announcement that I’m back to the occupational drawing board. Yes, I was laid off again. If you’d like to hear the whole story, buy me a beer. Otherwise, let’s move on to something more … Continue reading
A FEW MORE Things to Know About Being a Receptionist
Check out this old Receptionist On The Verge post I found. Past Prentice is a funny lady! Since life has thrown a wrench in my motivation to write with all its bs (I may or may not write of this … Continue reading
Getting the Spark Back in My Marriage…With Puzzle Quest
And no. I don’t mean I improved my marriage with Nicholas by way of Puzzle Quest. Our relationship is fine as wine and dandy as candy. I am saying that Puzzle Quest and I have rekindled that gaming flame. Nick … Continue reading
Posted in Gaming, Uncategorized, Wizard, Zombies
Tagged Bejeweled, He Man, Knight, Marriage, Puzzle Quest, RPG, Tidus, Tinal Fantasy, What's Going On
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Thanks to All of You!
In case you didn’t know already, the results of the Mother’s Day song contest on Voice123 came-in this afternoon, and I won by five votes! That means if a few of you wonderful people had decided not to take a … Continue reading
Oh My Life: Gummy Pigs & Mommy Raps
I was going to write a poem this week, but voice over took over, and I think you guys and gals would get a bigger kick out of what I have to offer in that department today more than a … Continue reading
Posted in Funny Poetry, Iron Chef, rap, Uncategorized, Voice acting, writing
Tagged Frooty Loops, Future Spike, Gangsta, Gummy Pig, Hansel and Gretel, Hip Hop, Mother's Day, Secret Deodorant, Voice123
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The Ten Dollar Poem
Happy Wednesday, Everybody. I know it’s been a while since I wrote a magnificent poem for this blog, but that’s changing today. I’ve been toying with this idea of my ten dollar poem for a while now. It started when … Continue reading
Posted in My Little Pony, Mystery, Need New Job, Pinkie Pie, poetry, receptionist, writing
Tagged 10 Dollars Per Hour, ABAA, beer, Forbes, Pizza rolls, Ten Dollar Poem
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Les Miser-admins! Happy Admin Assistant Appreciation Day!
Wow. I really dropped the ball this year. Last Admin Appreciation Day, one person at the office remembered. This year, I didn’t even remember. I even went to an office today, and now feel terrible that I didn’t remember to … Continue reading
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